What is the best armor for fighting zombies? Leather, chain mail, Kevlar,….. Speedos?
Vacuum form plastic would be a pretty good option. It’s lightweight and too hard to bite through. Plus dressing up as the Empire’s finest would be cool.
You could go with the speedo option. Sure it wouldn’t protect you much, but I’m assuming that the idea would be to distract the zombies with your excessive back hair thereby making it easier to defeat them.