When you run out of the best of the best you end up with the best of what’s left.
After a while during a zombie apocalypse your quality of zombie hunters is going to suffer somewhat due to attrition. Eventually you’re going to end up scraping the bottom of the barrel. Then it’s up to regular slobs to fight the zombies, people like,… well people like me.
Of course as I’ll be secretly (Or not so secretly) rooting for the zombies you may not want to fight side by side with me. At any moment I may decide the battle is hopeless and throw myself to the hungry zombie horde. I won’t lie, at that point I’m probably going to take you with me. It’s just what I do.
BTW. That guy with the Samuria sword… He may not look like it, but I assure you, get a couple Redbulls in him and he’s a badass with that thing.
At least he is smart enough to not use the sword to clean his ear.
Plus, Blades don’t need reloading. Maybe he’s the smart one.
The guy on the right seems pretty bright. He’s checking to make sure the barrels are clean. And the old guy on the left seems pretty attentive. You know what … I think they’ll do OK.
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At least for a few minutes or so.
Sure, and the guy in the middle is making sure his ears are clean so he can hear the zombies coming.
It’s all part of his master zombie defense plan.
Genius. Every last one of them.
Is that a failure face I see with a shotgun? Or is that just Random Generic Guy#who-cares-what?
I’m guessing that he only lets his eyes out after he’s talked to the new guys for a little bit. Or if he really needs to see where he’s going.
I think he’s just trying to make sure his eyes stay put for a while. Probably hurts a bit to cram them back in.
I know it did when that happened to me.
I sadly would be the guy the with the shotgun although id still have a couple of redbulls o ya I’ll have wings
Just tell me you wont check the barrel that way.
I probably would and find myself doin that often
All I see in my head is Carter about to throw himself to the zombies and the green beret going* nope nope nope * grabbing him and lifting him like a puppy by the neck and putting him back behind him saying * its only been 3 minutes on patrol you can wait just a little longer to try and kill us all with your poodle
On second thought with a zombie apocalypse as good as this I’d be a zombie by now
It is true, if you have to be stuck as a zombie during the apocalypse it wouldn’t be so bad to be this one. Lovecraft gets to drink and watch TV and Romey has several girlfriends.
All in all not a bad life for a zombie.