Left 4 Dead 3 Concept/Fan Art: New Weapons For Zombie Slaying
on April 8, 2011 at 4:00 amYou know, Valve, I keep doing all this free work for you out of the goodness of my heart. I know I know, no need to thank me. It’s what I do. However, I’ll just be over here by my phone waiting for you to call and offer me a job with a six figure salary, crazy benefits, and three cheerleaders to chant my name as I work for you. I’m patient that way. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.
Anyway, I’m hoping when “Left 4 Dead 3″ finally comes out they will have new and entertaining weapons. Course I like to try to come up with completely useless and irrational weapon designs. These were fun to do.
Other Weapons ideas for “Left 4 dead 3″
- Bacon Club (When not clubbing zombies it would make a tasty snack)
- A gun that shoots rainbows (It would help zombies learn about love)
- Rubber chicken crossbow (Only effective against clown zombies)
- Coffee filled squirt gun (Very effective vs. Hipster zombies also provides energy when shot at other players)
- Megaphone (Players would use it to wound the zombie’s self esteem)
- Radioactive Bee Cannon (Because it would simply be awesome!)
That’s all the weapons I can think about for now. I’ll probably make more later.
If you’ve got anymore ideas for Silly and ridiculous weapons for Left 4 Dead 3 let me know. I’ll forward them to Valve and when (Not If) they hire me I’ll try to get them in the game.
I have a weapon idea.
“The Virus Killer”
This weapon is a tranquilizer gun with a prototype zombie vaccine; when shot at a zombie, it kills them slowly, but the more the vaccine takes effect, the more the zombies get sluggish and slower. This thing also goes airborne, and can passes from zombie to zombie like Ebola, but is not harmful to humans. This would obviously be a rare weapon, so it would have limited ammo. But when you run out of those darts, you are free to use it as a club, swinging away.
*NOTE:* Maybe there could be a successful vaccine that when a zombie is shot, they turn back into humans again. Of course, you would have another team member and an additional player could join in on a campaign. Maybe you could have an achievement where you keep at least one shot with you until the end of the game. Pretty good idea, huh?
*P.S.* I like the Anime sword idea, maybe a lighter version is needed?
Lighter, madness!!! If anything I should have made it heavier and had multiple blades, also the blades sing opera…. In Klingon.
Now that would be a cool weapon.
(slowly claping)
Thank you. I’m assuming the slow clap is good right?
nice job on the weapons, but i think you missed one; ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW. the necronomicon too, since it likes to eat moon.
I like that one, but others beat me to the punch long ago.
The Celebrity Bomb.
Causes target to slowly self distruct in front of the entire world. It can not be defeated. Also comes in different flavors.
Basic – The Britney Bomb
Standard – The Lohan Bomb
Nuclear – The MASHEEN A-bom.
quit waiting for Value, find another game developer and create a game based of of the site’s Zombie Trio.
Any zombie game done from the perspective of the zombies would be a welcome change. I only know of a few of them.
Love the Celebrity bomb idea. How about the Charlie Sheen Bomb… No wait, that one is always “Winning!”
And by zombie-perspective games I hope you are including Sonny in there. If not, I believe you deserve some form of punishment.
Can that punishment be administered in the form of a spanking by Cindy Crawford. I’d be cool with that.
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And that would only be a punishment for her… I think.(you never know) No, your punishment will be getting spanked by zombie James Garfield.
I checked that out. Very cool. I’ll play it a few more times and maybe blog about that.
There’s a second game and a third one in the making. Although I haven’t checked on the progress of the third one in a while, so it might be out.out by now. let me just check…. nope. Not done yet.
Ah dang it a spelling error was just pointed out to me. I feel shame. I’ll fix it tonight.
The ultimate zombie killer:
The Combine – you know those large tractors they use to havest wheat and corn with. Also makes good fertilizer with the zombies.
But whatever grows in fields fertilized with zombie guts can’t be good for you.
Actually that sounds like a cool sequel to a movie. After the zombie outbreak is put down, corn is grown. This of course leads to man eating zombie corn. I’m a genius!
anime weapons are the best! my brother-in-law got dynasty warriors the day it came out and I was like hmm… cooolz.. but its not the swords or axes that were baddass.. some guy in the game uses a friggen fan… yah a fan! and its not one of those metal fans that kitana used in mk2 this one looks like its made outta paper and feathers… how baddass are you when your kicking ass with paper and feathers..
Well to be fair nothing hurts quite like a paper cut. I’d be afraid of that guy too.
dude… maybe not so much a weapon, but you know when you’re running toward the safehouse and zombies just won’t let you through? (I’m talking dark carnival here) Wind-up Zombie Cheerleader. It’s like the boomer vile, except it keeps running and like talking to like the like zombies to like keep them like following her and not like, you. Like, yeah. Draw it. Draw it now!
But if it’s a cheerleader it’s very likely to cause me to become infatuated with it and therefore lead to my death. Otherwise sounds like a good idea.
I see . . . not very effective if you end up running after it along with all the undead. You’re a wise man
Here’s an idea, The Commando Monkey Launcher! Imagine a monkey trained in anti-zombie combat techniques launched out of a bazooka right at an unsuspecting zombie; the results would probably be very satisfying as long as the monkey didn’t lose.(if it loses it doesn’t get a banana as a reward, only more training)
I believe that Valve should actually come out with another entry into the Half life series before they continue with any other large projects.
Now imagine that Commando monkey being turned into a zombie and using his skills against you. I’m afraid just thinking about it.
That’s why the brains are replaced with computers to make them permanently loyal. And if that fails I’ll just grab the All-American from Fallout New Vegas.(I was able to take out seven Deathclaws with that thing in under two clips of ammo. Now THAT is a badass gun)
New idea! The Atomic Nail Gun. It’s like a normal nail gun, but fires 7″ long nails at super high speeds and is powered by a small fission reactor carried on your back. It would make it so that you couldn’t carry an extra gun, but you’d be able to carry a lot of ammo for it. Oh, and the nails explode on impact in a mini nuclear blast.
Does the rainbow gun have a super mode where it shoots Rainbows on Fire?
I am not letting those bunnies shave me. Nope not going to happen.
Agreed. Besides, I rather like my facial hair just the way it is thank you very much.
Hey I think I have that sword… *cough*
I’ve had a lot of feedback about this comic. I’ll have to do another Zombie Weapons comic sometimes.
Besides they’re fun
acid grenade. when thrown into a crowd of zombies, the grenade releases an airborn batch of LSD. the affected zombies fight other zombies, and the survivors can run away.
They already have that. It’s boomer bile. Whatever you chuck it at, the zombies go after. I like the idea of LSD for zombies though. Maybe something that makes zombies go silly.
Course if it gives the zombies the munchies then it’s counter productive.