As a champion of zombie rights I implore you to watch this zombie PSA and truly consider the plight of the living impaired.

How can we see our down trodden and decayed brotheren and not open up our hearts (sometimes literally) and give. Their need is so great, and you have so many organs your not using.

Can’t you give… Come on! you weren’t using that appendix and you know it. You can at least give that… also give some of your less popular relatives to the cause, and your ex-wives and ex-husbands. All are welcome at the table.

This heartfelt Zombie PSA actually made me cry. Of course since I’m so manly my tears are made of pure testosterone… wherever they fall… hair grows.