When handling the most evil book ever written (The Necronomicon… Not Twilight), a book that could very well usher in an age of madness and doom, you should probably put your most “Skilled” person on the job and take the utmost care.
…. or I guess you could screw it up on purpose. Being responsible for an apocalypse does carry with it a certain amount of prestige.
Proof again that the power of boobies conquer all.
Very true. In my home, my wife is the boss.
Must respect the boobies.
To handle any of the Twilight Books you simply need gloves, gasoline, and a match.
See and I pray that Stephanie Myer writes another one every day, because the angst those books generate is like the sweetest nectar to my withered and jaded heart. Love every minute of it.
If those books didn’t exist we would have nothing to complain about and tease our significant others with, and I won’t lie…. I love that. LOVE IT.
haha. Remember the monster book in Harry Potter? Hermoine was the only one that could tame it too…
Evil books love women. I can’t explain it.
However, Lovecraft also gets along with the Necronomicon. I choose to believe it’s because they are bitter angry kindred spirits infatuated with cleavage.
They have a lot in common.
Hehehe. I like where this is going.
Believe it or not my wife helped me write this one.
She says there’s not enough pretty women in the comic. That’s as good as permission to be a bit of a perv! Yes!
Hooray for permission!
Must be hard being the only woman surviving the zombies. *insert polyandry-joke here*
On the bright side, all the future women’ll be hot!
lolol love women with big boobies and i agree with karen
Cyrian, don’t worry I assure you she’s not the only woman still out there. My ratio of zombies to humans remains around 60/40 give or take.
Karen, one thing nobody seams to consider about surviving the zombie apocalypse is “Continuing the Human Species” It’s extremely important for future generations that all survivors be very attractive.
Otherwise in a thousand years the human race are all going to look like rejects from the movie “The Hills Have Eyes” Google that and be scared.
If you think about it big boobs and manly men are critical to our survival.
Hey Matt, How awesome is that! I just justified my being a perv. WINNING!
I SO have to visit the U.S. so I can shake your hand…
Until you make it to the States consider this a long distance hand shake.
Incidentally before the zombpocalypse hits consider moving here to Utah. We have guns and polygamy. For surviving the zombies and ensuring the survival of one’s genes, Utah can’t be beat.
Also the state Loves Jello… nuff said.