See I think it’s just nice that finally women are coming around to the obvious charms of the zombie. For too long the vampires have ruled the nights as sex symbols with very pale and emotional women swooning over them. That just ain’t right.
Now it’s the zombie’s turn. This is the tipping point people.
And still she wonders if he wants her for her body or her brains. You know either way is the wrong answer and you’re sleeping on the couch.
I have chronic “Foot in Mouth Disease” I’m pretty familiar with sleeping on the couch by now.