
More of my Concept Art/Fan art for “Left 4 Dead 3″ I hate Mimes, you hate Mimes, we all hate Mimes. How do these silent painted monsters still exist? At least if “Left 4 Dead 3″ takes place in France there will be plenty of these zombie mime mini bosses to shoot. A man can dream right?
Weirdest thing happened to me the other day. My phone rang, but whoever it was hung up before I could answer it.
I have convinced myself that it was the kind and disturbingly good looking human resource department of Valve software calling me to offer me a job as their “Head Super Good Drawer Guy” (Yes I believe that’s a real job title)
Sadly I missed the phone, but it’s only a matter of time before they call back to offer me the position. So close!


Ah, yes, the probably never used but still ubercool alternate L4D3 bosses. those pics make me get creative, too.
Since we’re on the topic: Are they planning a third titel for it? After the huge backlash of the last one, I wouldn’t be surprised if they stayed with numbers 1 and 2 for a longer period of time.
Oh, and why does everyone hate mimes?
I think everyone hates mimes because…. well they are kind of awkward to be around and more than a little scary if you think about it.
But are they as scary as clowns?
I would consider Clowns scarier…. but on a strictly which is more annoying scale I’d go with the Mime
Just rememeber a great mime is a terrible thing to waste…..or was that brains we are talking zombies after all.
Mimes are a terrible thing to waste… as a target.
When I saw the mime, I thought of a zombie that was one of those people who paint themselves like statues and can stand still for long periods of time. Those would be an annoying mini boss for L4D, especially if they’re in Europe.
I played Bioshock and some of the bad guys pretend to be dead then jump up and start attacking you when you get too close. Scared the crap out of me every time. I just started setting dead people on fire every time I saw them after that.
Yes, I remember that part of Fort Frolic all too well. Sander Cohen was awesome, crazy, but awesome. The Flood also have a thing for doing that in the first two games as well. I remember taking plenty of time to make sure that every arm was detached from every Flood body before moving on to prevent getting #%&@ed from behind in Halo 2.I HATE the Library levels in those games, I really do.
This is why Video games are good. you can learn from your mistakes before the real thing happens. Now when the zombie apocalypse happens you’ll burn those bodies as you come upon them, bonus to it is that you also will be helping halt the spread of diseases.
Plus who doesn’t like setting bodies on fire….. What? Don’t look at me that way. That’s normal, right?
Don’t You Judge Me!!!
I would use incendiary bombs myself. Fire AND an explosion!
That’s how all mimes should end weather they are zombies or not.
Ah zombie mime that worse then a clown