I happen to love Girl Scout cookies. Especially those chocolate mint ones.
Fair warning, if we meet and you are holding one of those mint chocolate covered morsels… I will knock you down and step over your still twitching body to possess it.
It’s not because I’m a jerk (although my ex-wife would claim otherwise) it’s because those cookies have within them a chemical hold over me the likes of which is hard to describe without the use of a pie chart.
I simply must have them.
Heh, I just had a vision of you being led along by a row of girl scout cookies, like ET with Reeses. hmm now all your stalkers will have a plan to trick you, lead you to their room and lock you in their closet…Sorry. Hope they have lots of stuffed animals to keep you company… and feed you… and share the comics they make you do with the rest of us.
There’s no need to stalk me, if you have those cookies I will happily stalk you.
It’s what I do.
Samoas! I was a girl scout for years. That should be scary enough. Don’t know any cookie pushers these days, but can’t really afford to anyway. Those things have become more expensive then drugs or gold.
I love Samoas! Oh yeah and the cookies are pretty good too.
Those things are expensive, hence, the knocking people down for them. I’m a short guy, but if I get a running start I can probably knock a sumo wrestler down if I’m motivated enough.
I used to sell them too although I used to have some leftover that my dad had to buy. hehe. Samoas are my fav. too.
….dude, I think there’s crack in your cookies.
I thought they were made from pure crack already…. or love, I mean love. (Looks shifty, and runs away)
There’s more than just Crack I can promise you that.
Had to share this…
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102876212&c=&cm_sp=Search-_-Suggested-_-102876212
I totally saw that earlier today! Although it was on someone else’s computer and I didn’t feel like asking.
I’ve seen that before. I would buy a dozen of them if I didn’t think the local teens would walk off with them. Dang kids! Get off my lawn!
Aw crap! I just became an old man. Thank Cthulhu I’m still immature.
hmmmm and now we know what to do if you ever start flaking on the comic… mail you thinmints
Heck yeah that would work. Just don’t tell my day job how much I love them or they’ll stop paying me and just give me cookies to show up.
Who doesn’t love girl scout cookies? Other than those who are allergic to the ingredients that is. In fact, one of the kids in the neighborhood has a sister in the girl scouts and was selling cookies,but didn’t come over to our area, the lazy little monkey. B(
Wow, these comments are making me hungry.
I found this just today. http://www.snorgtees.com/beardheads-by-beardhead
Now that is funny.
*blinks* you mean girls scouts and their cookies EXIST? I always thought they were just a myth, like the Necronomicon…