Poor Cthulhu, you spend all that time waiting for the stars to be right, You finally get some gullible cultists to give you a boost, and what do see when you finally hit the mainland?
Zombies.
Now there’s no one left to turn mad. Sure you could still devour the zombies, but that much decaying flesh in your diet is bound to give you incredible gas. Cthulhu’s gas would be powerfully bad.
Cthulu on caffine, my god’ we’d be dead…
Whats more worrying would be Cthulhu’s morning dump O_O
Yes, even worse than the gas you will produce when you become a gas-themed Boomer zombie, Carter
@Karen- We would be dead anyway. With caffeine would just mean we’d be dead sooner.
R’lyeh Starbucks would have drink sizes that even Cthulhu found a little excessive.
My official position is that once Cthulhu samples the wonder and majesty that is Starbucks coffee he’s going to change his whole “Kill all the humans” plan.
Columbia will soon be his favorite country.
Coffee is stupid. That is all. (not coffee ice cream. that stuff is awesome)
BLASPHEME! I love coffee with a forbidden love that dwarfs the very sun and which poets write epic yarns about.
In other words I think it’s taisty.
You spelled tasty wrong.
That’s because I was so overwhelmed with the love I have for coffee that I was unable to spellcheck.
That sounds plausible right?