It’s been a while since I did some concept art for “Left 4 Dead”
I can only assume that “Left 4 Dead 3″ will be coming out eventually and out of the goodness of my heart I am offering this superb concept art to Valve free of charge.
I know what you’re thinking, “But, Carter, your work is sublime and literally a shaft of heavenly light continually shines upon it’s perfection, how can you simply give such pure awesomeness away?”
The answer to that is simple… I am all about the love and very likely completely hopped up on caffeine.
However if Valve would like to hire me to reward me for my tireless and wholly unsolicited work who am I to say no.
Seriously, Valve, I won’t say no. Hire me and we will be bestest friends.
Holy Crap! (pun intended)
I haven’t seen a good Soylent green joke in a while.
Valve should put in different costumes for the zombies…like in the last they had clowns as a special class…they could have put some zombies in mascot costumes to chase you down… imagine a giant teddy bear coming to eat your brain… damn it’s 8.30 in the morning and I just made sure I am having a nightmare about teddy bears tonight.
I love the idea of weird random zombies attacking players. Sadly they try to keep that game serious. That would be perfect for “Dead Rising 2″ though.
They could make it downloadable content or something.
Good God! The first thing that came to mind when I read the bear thing was a giant Pedobear zombie and all the other jokes that would come with it.*shudders*
Speaking of Valve, they need to hurry up and come out with Half Life(episode)3.
Bloody hell I love Soylent Green, its a damn good read. I found this hilarious carter keep up the good work.
Thanks. I loved that movie. Could not understand why Charlton Heston wore that weird green cravat through the entire movie. Also food is supposed to be scarce in that film yet it’s clear Charlton there is a little on the portly side while filming.
How does Soylent Green taste you ask?
Well the taste differs from person to person.
Judging by how much Mt. Dew I consume in a day I bet I would be incredibly delicious and taste of limes.
I think we can define me as “self marinated and matured in a sublime wine sauce over many years”.
Carter yoru heartfelt petitions to Valve arent quite stalkerish enough… see what you can do about it
Signed – Management
Would it help is I said I would have their baby?… and I’m a dude.
Hell I would pay to see that one get squeezed out
Sadly it would be one ugly baby. Covered in Manly hair and junk and rippling with muscles.
Wow that’s a gross image isn’t it.
Would it be weird if I said that turned me on?
Probably, but I’m cool with it.
Sadly I have seen a web comic that has that exact scene in it… accept the kid is a girl…. its truely terrifying