It’s the robes they are so freeing.
You often wonder why would someone join a cult dedicated to the “Old Ones” or possibly dedicated to raising the dead thereby bringing about the inevitable zombie apocalypse and dooming us all to becoming nothing more than snacks for the teaming hordes of the relentless zombie army.
It’s the robes! Good, Cthulhu! Think of the comfort! It’s like wearing a Snuggie only slightly less stupid and with more blasphemous runes stitched into it.
I want one. Where do I sign up to be a cultist?
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its always about the robes man!. by the way, http://www.cracked.com/you-might-be-a-zombie/ you just might be a zombie
Makes you wonder what Lovecraft thinks of all this.
He’ll be satisfied… as long as the ritual works out I think.
Nothing like letting your willow tree swing freely in the breeze.
Nothing like letting your willow tree swing freely in the breeze. Though i suspect getting to have a go at the virgin in denial is pretty good incentive too.
Virgins are highly over rated, I want someone with experience. I’ll take that any day of the week.