There’s no question that “Twilight” owes a huge chunk of it’s popularity to it being written for women…. women and their issues.
But don’t kid yourselves, Guys. We’ve got weird issues and psychological hang ups of our own. So what’s our “Twilight?” What book out there is going to capitalize on all or our weird issues and make butt tonnes of money and have women everywhere rolling there eyes and making fun of us?
Today’s comic is my idea of what a “Twilight” for men would look like.
Father/son conflict, the fight every man has to come of age and prove himself, ghost ninjas, and a sexy goblin.
I’m going to be rich. Hollywood I will await your call on my golden yacht.
http://officialmancard.com/blog/twilight-for-men/
nsfw and pretty sure you’ve seen it, but classic
Thanks, I’ll have to check it out when I’m home though. The boss might kill me otherwise..
lololo good one thing how does he fight a ghost great comic today you really hate twillight dont u.
Thanks. I assume that much like Bella he has some “Merry Sue ‘esque” power that makes him special.
I actually don’t hate “Twilight” at all and I read the whole series. I thought it was just okay and a little mediocre as novels go. But at the same time, I realize it was NOT written for me. It was written specifically for women. And for women, this story succeeds beautifully. It’s not really a mystery why it’s successful.
But it is fun to give my wife a hard time about the books, and that’s why I make so many comics about it.
*Bursts out in a fit of laughter* That was HILARIOUS! The only things missing were bacon and a large explosion.
twilight is porn for 12 year olds.
Porn for 12 year old GIRLS … I dont think any guy no matter what age would really consider twilight porn
I wouldn’t consider it porn in all seriousness, it’s just very appealing to the female psyche.
The real question in today’s comic is… Dudes, what’s our “Twilight?”
Fijiman, How about the first sequel of our male version of “Twilight” have instead of werewolves we have large explosions of bacon. I mean bacon everywhere, as far as the eye could see.
We’ll have the main character trying to overcome his unnatural hunger for bacon in order to find a cure to the bacon explosion epidemic thingy.
Man I’m hungry right now.
*bursts out laughing again* YES! Large explosions of bacon would be EPIC! But let’s save it for another time, shall we. Don’t need an epic overload to fry all our brains.
Bacon hmmmmmmmmm
Bacon is the ultimate food. Love it.
your just reminding me of the bacon wrapped hotdog guy who’s outside the clubs at 2 am { is a bouncer by trade } I cannot tell you how many lives he’s saved with those bacon wrapped porky delights * drools at the thought chanting urge to kill fading }
Sexy goblin….of all things?
There is I find, a fundamental lack of beer in this idea.
Beer goggles would help with dating that goblin. On the plus side, she is a stacked goblin. So that’s a plus.