The Evolution of Teen Paranormal Romance
on January 10, 2011 at 5:00 amPosted In: comics, Random Comics
I went to Barnes and Nobles this weekend and my wife immediately abandoned me to peruse the “Teen Paranormal Romance” section.
Nothing but books about Vampire and Werewolf love as far as the eye could see. It’s wrong…. WRONG I SAY!
When are women going to accept that they will only find true love in the rotting embrace of the zombie. But did they have any books about zombie love? No they didn’t! And that kinda sucks.
I have this horrible affliction of being unemployed at present, however whenever I enter a bookstore, EVERY BODY thinks I work there. I may be the long hair, or the piercings, or the general comfort I exert when I am there, I dont know but do you know how many people have asked me for the damned TPR?
So i direct them to the bathroom. Its close enough.
Unemployment. (Shudder) that is my greatest fear, even before zombification, which has it’s positives. My raging anxiety can not handle not having a job for even a moment.
Now if Barnes and Nobles would set up a cot for me in the back and pay me to wander around I think I would never leave the store and I would die a happy man. Also, Baristas, they are awesome… Except when one’s a dude. I’m not as enamored with that.
id be a wolf..yep im a furry
Ha! That would be hilarious if someone were to make a romance novel involving Sasquatch. Although, I can’t help but get the feeling that someone already has made a movie/book about that.
So then…King Kong?
Although that is similar to the idea, I was talking about one involving an actual Sasquatch.
You know where I should have gone with this? The Loch Ness Monster.
Imagine Bella finding the love of her life and he’s an elusive lake monster, but instead of glittering in the sun… he has gas. Magical gas that lets her breath underwater.
(Single tear rolling down my cheek… so beautiful)
Only problems there are, one: the LNM is not, nor ever was, a human (kind of makes it hard to do anything in that relationship); and two: I’m sure it would be hard to explain the smell/ sudden increase in water consumption.
Also, funny Twilight video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgR4NdD1A3Y
Warning, video contains some mature content.
Saw the video. I laughed. “I’ve got sparkles in my eye” priceless.
Now with Glitter. That is funny.
I see the next Twilight book coming out with the caption.
“Now with 30% more glitter!”
“Two scoops of glitter in your package of Edward Cullens, vampire!”
That sounds like a breakfast cereal. “Eat Cullen O’s” it’s glitterific.
Well, I haven’t found any books with zombie romance, which I think would be most amusing, but I do know of a zombie romance movie. Boy Eats Girl, I believe. One of four B-Movies on a disc my mumzy found in a bargain bin at Wally World. (She’s in love with the undead too. ) I haven’t watched it yet myself, but it sounds sort of amusing.
I’ve heard of that one. Haven’t seen it yet either. You might want to check out “My boyfriend’s back” older movie and a comedy. I remember it being pretty funny though.
About ten years ago is when I saw it.
Speaking of necronomicon, some various cults have made their own versions of the necronomicon. however cultists creep me out. like druids (tree humping freaks*
That always makes me giggle though. There’s no such thing as a the Necronomicon, it’s just a literary prop from H.P. Lovecraft’s imagination.
I love that people take it so seriously though. It’s a part of our pop culture now.