Zombies are a hard working bunch. They are relentless, they don’t complain much except for the moaning, and tend to be very task oriented (Food).
In fact I don’t want to name names, but I may actually work with a few of them. (If you’re reading this, you know who you are, …Jim)
And lets not forget that some zombies are “slow and stupid.” Also, guess who went to see the new Tron movie today. That’s right, I DID! It was totally epic. And it had Daft Punk it it which made it even MORE EPIC!
Now all middle aged men can aspire to being digitized and living with Olivia Wilde.
I still haven’t seen that. But I want too.
To be fair, I’ve wanted to be digitized ever since I saw the first Tron. I loved that movie, sure it doesn’t hold up now, but back when I was a youngling (Nerd check) it was pretty awesome.
And Olivia Wilde, well, do you really need more motivation than that?
When you think about it though, it makes sense. The first Tron took place in the 80′s, so the Grid would not have been that advanced. Now it looks like as our tech and the internet advanced, so did the Grid until it became what it is in the new movie. And who wouldn’t want to drive some of the vehicles in that movie, I ask you? WHO?
I pray every day for real life light cycles… mainly because I would use them to destroy other drivers on the road.
…. I hates them soooo much. Stupid drivers.
To hell with the light-cycles. Give me one of those awesome light-jets, just go right above the traffic and then you can shoot down upon those who ridicule you. The best part of all light-vehicles is that they can be broken down to a more compact form for carrying around when not needed. In other words, NO MORE PARKING!
True Fijiman, zombies are slow and brain dead, thats what makes them perfect for government work.
what other supernatural horror has the tenacity to perform the same monotonous paperwork for eons on end …. everything filed in triplocate , signed and stamped, over and over, yeah sounds liek work for Zombies …. and as for Digitization… that would be one viable escape from the Zompocalypse…..unless you digitized yerself into left4Dead or any RE game
I see the link between all of these digital worlds. We have the choice of spending eternity with either Olivia Wilde, Zoe or an assortment of gun babes in RE. Zombies, what zombies?
Damn straight. What other reason would we have to put up with their constant whining and falling behind?