Here’s hoping you all have a very Merry Christmas full of an endless horde of the restless dead forever hungering for your sweet succulent flesh.
Nothing says Christmas like a webcomic with an Undead Santa Clause with an ax. And nothing says “Hello Zombie Santa!!!” like a Twelve Gauge shotgun blast straight to his big selfish, always gives me coal face.
So I hope you have some serious firepower waiting for you under the tree this year, because it’s only a matter of time before the zombie apocalypse occurs and you’re going to need it.
Nice picture i hope u have a merry christmas, have a great one with all the blood and gore your grandma can bring
Merry Christmas!!
I would love a zombie attack this christmas, my brother got me a brand new M-4.
Can anyone picture how Santa became a zombie?
Santa slides down a chimney expecting the regular quite drop off with cookies. Little does he know that someone else, someone dead, has already paid the family a visit.
“Ho Ho Ahhhhh,” and Santa joins the hungry hoard. Santa then uses his magic powers to turn everyone else in the whole world into a zombie in just one night. The only ones left to fight Santa’s undead helpers are the Jewish.
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That would explain how the zombies take over the world so fast. Only Santa could have done it and spread the zombie plague all over the world in a single night.
Damn you, Santa! You fat, bearded, undead elf! You’ve killed us all.
Actually, I think he would infect his elves first, THEN he would get to the rest of the world. Oh well, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Unless you don’t celebrate Christmas, in which case, MERRY WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU CELEBRATE!
damnit carter its also his raindeers fault for not noticing santa a undead bastard
But what if they are zombies too? It could happen.
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE i have my ideal weapons a bass guitar a katana knives and a bowie knife ya im good
SO YA CMON ZOMBIE SANTA HERES UR PRESENT A KNIFE IN UR FACE
One day to go till this madness is all over. Here’s hoping you all are still having a great Christmas and getting tonnes of weapons and supplies.
I’m getting both my kids chainsaws… because it’s practical.
Merry X Mas * gets everyone my pretty pony baseball bats cause not only are they practical they will shame anyone beaten with them into crippled masses of pathetic demasculineness…. its a word I swear
I got video games! Gleeeeeee
Now I just need to find the time to play.
Direct hit! Flawless, direct hit.
In Finland Church Grim and pre-Christian belief of Väki of Death (väki means both people and power in same time) got mixed resulting Väki of Church. Väki of Church was pretty harmless, and pretty much all they did was getting up from their graves during Christmas night to have their own Christmas mess… However, they were quite hostile towards anyone who dared to interrupt their celebration!
In other words, in Finland, Christmas night has always been to be Night of Religious Zombies! xD
That is awesome!!!
I love stuff like that. Different cultural beliefs and legends on the undead is endlessly fascinating to me.
Baron Samedi salutes your tributes to the dead. On a side note Baron Samedi recently charged one of the pesky survivors off the edge of a building on Left 4 Dead 2. Baron Samedi had many a lolz.
I love “Left 4 Dead” I haven’t played those games in a while. I need to find some time and play a bit.