The Most Overused Cliche Ever. You know it’s all going to go to hell when someone says. “Well it can’t get any worse, right?”
You know what would be funny though. If instead of this being terrible I let our zombie friends go into the Nerd Shack and it’s an awesome experience where every thing is handed to them on a silver platter and maybe dancing girls feed them grapes or something. Also they get gold and junk.
Yeah,…. I’m not going to do that.
Almost as cliche as Jeremy Clarkson asking “how hard could it be?”.
What?
Fine, I’m a goth who watches Top Gear. So sue me.
Please dont sue me. I’m broke as hell after my last speeding fine.
In order to sue you I’d have to get a lawyer and I can’t afford one of those either. Yeah! We’re poor!
Wait… this kinda sucks. I hate being poor.
Being poor just means you look forward to the zombie apocalypse even more. How many of us haven’t had looting fantasies.
Not so much looting as being able to do what ever the hell I want, but same basic principle.
Also, my tree is finished! Mostly! I still have a few details left to iron out, but the majority of it is complete. I so happy with myself.
Nothing wrong with Top Gear. It is as they say Brilliant But Rubbish. Besides Clarkson is at least already a brain zombie so it counts
Just keep chanting only one more year….ish… till the zompocolyse
I have no idea what Top Gear is. Can I loot it when the zombies come?
Sounds like a line of Shoes.
Its a BBC car show that actually has very little about cars on it
If you know what MotorWeek is on PBS, think the same thing but two British bloaks doing the same with mostly Euro Supercars and you have Top Gear. They do the same with everyday cars, but the highlights are the supercars and the celebrities they have come on to drive them at times. All in all, not a bad show, still gonna jump on the bandwagon with you to loot when the zombie-apocalypse happens though Z.Carter.
When the zompocalpyse comes, Oh Rum and gun-guns.
I’ll go looting then with Rum and gun-guns
The finest things I’ll get, Oh Rum and gun-guns!
I’ll live like a King with Rum and gun-guns, Rum and gun-guns, Rum and gun-guns.
So to shoot them dead, Rum and gun-guns
In the head.
Escape the city, Oh Run, a-Run RUN RUN!
Head for the country hills, we’ll Run with our Rum
We will build a cool fort, Oh Rum and gun-guns
We will make a still for Whiskey and rum, whiskey and rum, whiskey and rum.
I hope I don’t run out of bullets, before we’re all done
For my guns
My friends make fun of my that I actually have a plan of escape when the zombpocalpyse happens… Not exactly like the song, but I will be liberating some booze and guns from the local stores before running for the country side. I’ve even worked on my “I told you so..” speech.
Dam nerds and your dark magic
Hecter, again that is amazing. I am not musically inclined, even a little bit. I can’t make up lyrics on the fly to save my life.
I should add a section to the site about zombie escape plans, but since this is a humor site, they would have to be completely impractical and silly.
For instance I plan collecting a harem, hitting the drug stores, and holding up at my local Video game store…. Not very smart, I’ll grant you. But that will be a great day and a half before I end up dying.
You mean become a zombie, right? And I think that Hecter needs to have this sung and put on Youtube or something for all to enjoy.
I will second that. That man’s got some skills.
hector nice rap
Hector is the man. I swear he should start his own blog and start putting things like that up on it. I’d read it.
And I thought the litte drummer boy song couldnt get any cooler…. then Hector showed up…and YES bad zombie escape plans is a great idea