The Invader: The Alien Energy Zombie Type.
If you’ve seen “Plan 9 From Outer Space” (Written by the legend, Ed Wood) you will know how awesome that movie is. That movie is the very definition of movies “So bad that they are good.”
Written poorly, acted poorly, terrible special effects. Read this dialogue and know “Plan 9 From Outer Space’s” greatness.
Tanna: Eros, do we *have* to kill them?
Eros: Yes.
Tanna: It seems such a waste.
Eros: Well, wouldn’t it be better to kill a few now than, with their meddling, permit them to destroy the entire universe?
Tanna: You’re always right, Eros.
Eros: Of course. But those are not my words; those are the words of the Ruler.
Colonel Tom Edwards: For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I’ll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died.”
Eros: With your ancient, juvenile minds you have developed explosives too fast for your minds to conceive what you are doing. You are on the verge of destroying the entire universe. We are a part of that universe. This is our last… [cuts off]
Tanna: What do you think will be the next obstacle the Earth people will put in our way?
Eros: Well, as long as they can think – we’ll have our problems.
Eros: You know, it’s an interesting think when you consider… the Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead. Well… our ship should be regenerated. We better get started.
That last one is my favorite.
Goood space alien zombies,
Crap! Not only do we have to worry about anal probes, they’ll use their ray guns and zap us into zombies…I’m making tinfoil underwear to match my hat. You won’t get me again!!
Unrelated:
I heard that song Like a G6. switched it over to Like a Z6, but got the funniest vision in my head of Moon dancing and singing to this song… or trying to dance. Kinda like that Dancing baby on the Internet with more hip action, cuz that is what gets the ladies. I tried to switch it all over to a zombie/D&D version but his dancing was very distracting and disturbing.
To all share my nightmare of Moon dancing Merry Z-Mas!
Ploppin brains on the ice, like a DQ blizzard
When we eat we do it right gettin fillzered
Sippin Slurpiez in my ride, like Three6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Like a Z6, Like a Z6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Verse 1
Gimme that Mo-Meat
Gimme that Great Cthu-Cthulhu
Ladies love my style, at my game table gettin wild.
Get them brains poppin, we get all that drip and drop
Now give me 2 more rolls cuz you know it don’t stop
(ZOM) Hell Yeaaa!
Eat it up, eat-eat it up.
When human girls around me, they be actin like they vamps
They be actin like they vamps, Actin-actin like they vamps
When human girls around me, they be actin like they vamps
Hook
Ploppin brains on the ice, like a DQ blizzard
When we eat we do it right gettin fillzered
Sippin Slurpiez in my ride, like Three6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Like a Z6, Like a Z6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Verse 2
Sippin on, sippin on sizz, Ima ma-make it fizz
Girl i keep it gangsta, rollin twenties at the crib
This is how we be, every single night
Take that Slushie to the head, and let me see you fly
(ZOM) Hell Yeaaa!
Eat it up, eat-eat it up.
When human girls around me, they be actin like they vamps
They be actin like they vamps, Actin-actin like they vamps
When human girls around me, they be actin like they vamps
Hook
Ploppin brains on the ice, like a DQ blizzard
When we eat we do it right gettin fillzered
Sippin Slurpiez in my ride, like Three6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Like a Z6, Like a Z6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Bridge
Its that ZOM bump, make you put yo hands up
Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up
(Zombies like this)
Its that ZOM bump, make you put yo hands up
Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up
(Zombies like this)
Hell Yeaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up
Hell Yeaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up
Hook
Ploppin brains on the ice, like a DQ blizzard
When we eat we do it right gettin fillzered
Sippin Slurpiez in my ride, like Three6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
Like a Z6, Like a Z6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a Z6
This is made of WIN. Hecter, you are the man.
… Now I can’t get that song out of my head.
Let’s not for get that the original Dracula was in half the movie before he died and was replaced by someone much taller. I’ve not actually seen the movie yet, but my dad has told me most of the basics on what happens. And how good/bad it is.
Oh you’re missing out! I’ve seen it several times. It’s best viewed with friends and possibly a little bit tipsy. It is so bad that it is hilarious. I think you can watch the whole thing on Youtube.
I’m sure if you look hard enough you can find just about anything on Youtube. That includes movies, shows, and random stuff people caught on camera.
Ok I have one for this I think…
There’s an animated movie made in 1981 called “Heavy Metal” based on a magazine that was big back then. It’s a bunch of different stories based around a green ball of energy (intelligent and alien, and the culmination of all evil apparently) that travels the universe bringing grief to all who find it.
One of the stories revolves around a WWII type bomber that comes under heavy fire, most of the crew is killed besides the pilots. This green ball dude shows up… and the dead crew come back to life! And these are the skeletons with random flesh hangin off type of zombie which I just love… Anyway.. if interested here’s the link for that scene..enjoy!
Seen it, that evil glowing orb would be the “Locknar.” I loved that movie. Now the sequel was a disaster and had adult movie star Julie Strain in it for no apparent reason. Huge disappointment for me.
Have you seen the episode of Southpark where they do an homage to “Heavy Metal?” It is damn funny.
I just watched that Southpark episode and it was hilarious! I’d say I wanna try cheesing but I don’t think I could handle the smell! Haha
I agree with you on the sequel to Heavy Metal….a total waste of time in my opinion. That’s really too bad because it had the potential to be awesome….ah well.
Cheesing…. horrifying. My ex-wife ruined me for owning cats FOREVER.
The smell of cat urine has so many bad memories associated with it for me that I have a panic attack any time I smell it.
Sadly I will not be “Cheesing” any time soon, no matter how awesome the high is and how much cleavage you get to see.