In every zombie movie the biggest threat to your survival is going to be your fellow survivors. Why?
Because survivors are dumb, and writers can be very very lazy. (I know I am)
Did you see the remake of “Dawn of the Dead” Good, crap! “Well, we’re all safe and secure, with plenty of food in this big mall. Sure we could wait this whole thing out and survive… oooooooorrrr we could string a succession of poor decisions together and other improbably crap until we are all dead! Sound like a plan?”
By the end of that movie I was praying they would all die. And not just because I’m a horrible person.
My point is that survivors are dumb.
The guy in the third panel reminds me of the Toyota adds…
Oh what a feeling, Toyota!
Lol that she that we mean are pigs and crying little babys im sad now
So much for the strong and fearless male. And if you’re going to take shelter in a mall, at least try to do what they attempted to do in Deadrising and barricade the door.(make sure to get rid of the old retard looking for her stupid poodle first if you do)
@zombiematt- ….What? /81
my question with the remake is homeboy had every weapon known to man in that shop he couldnt have rigged up found or other wise collected a crossbow or something to fire an arrow with rope across to have them ferry supplies to him via rooftops?
Fijiman, Dead Rising, that old chick and her stooped poodle… I just shook my head. Madness
As for Dawn of the Dead it just started getting ridiculous how many times they were motivated to leave the safety of the mall. I mean, come on! That is lazy lazy writing.
Zombiematt, I’m not sure what you were drinking, but please send me some. I bet it’s taisty.
The fact that she was so worried (about 100 times more) about her dog that she didn’t even notice the zombies until they were eating her. And then the fact that like three relatively strong guys could not only not keep one old woman from opening a door they were blocking but couldn’t push back the zombies and re-block the doors after she’d gone out is just pathetic. AND retarded.
You don’t understand the incredibly strength some people get when trying to save their loved ones… or dogs. That old lady, temporarily at least, had the strength of ten old ladies.
It’s hard to stop that.
Still doesn’t excuse the fact that they couldn’t keep a bunch of “stupid and slow” zombies from getting in after she’d gotten out. Didn’t even look like the one guy was trying to get the zombie trying to eat him off of himself.
My solution would have been like they did in the classic Dawn let the old lady go out and get eaten drag in the one 2 zombies at the door and kill them and lock the door and rebarracade … course I also would have just shot them all and shut the door but hey im an ass
I can think of a better solution to the problem. Ruthlessly shoot the old lady before she ends up killing everyone…. Then shoot her dog.
I’m a bad person, I feel guilt.
Considering how much trouble was caused because of that old lady and dog, I would have shot both of them full of lead and then barbecued the remains.
Agreed…. Sadly people would consider US the monsters simply because we’re being cold bloodily practical.
yeah, stupid survivors are definitely a symptom of lazy writing. no offence, though… you’re doing it on purpose
if you think about it: the stupid ones, are the ones who would get infected first. natural selection would ensure that only smart survivors would remain survivors.