Does smacking someone who is having a hysterical fit ever actually work? Sure it does in the movies, but in the movies falling down a flight of stair ALWAYS results in a broken neck.
So would smacking someone who’s freaking out calm them down or does it instead really really piss them off.
Because if I ever start freaking out and someone slaps me…. maybe it might calm me down. But more likely I’m going to hold a grudge, and when they’re not expecting it, I’m probably going to push whoever slapped me down a flight of stairs.
Now we know why the Z’s are always trying to get in. To get the bastard who slapped the hottie…. and just wanting to do blowfishes on the windows..
Rule # 74 to survive the zompocalypse
“Do not slap the hot chick (Out of frustration or anger) the zombies will rise up to defend her.”
Rule # 75 to survive the zompocalypse
“Keep some big panes of glass available so zombies can make blowfishes A happy zombie is a not-killing-you zombie”
I have to disagree with you. In the movie “Repossessed,” Leslie Nielsen fell down a flight of stairs. He didn’t break his neck.
Hecter, it’s a little known fact that zombies have a well developed sense of Chivalry. They are always ready to defend a woman’s honor.
DirCat, Leslie Neilsen actually DID break his neck, but he was such a badass that the bones fused themselves back together because he willed it to be so.
Ok what the hell noise is “BWOOOOOOOOFFFWIIIIIIIISHHHH” supposed to be?
That’s what the word “Blowfish” sounded like when I did one on my sliding glass door.
My wife did not think it was funny, but it made me giggle…. I’m not very mature.
Your maturity, or lack thereof is enjoyed by us all. Except your wife.
I suppose she made you clean the mark off the window? DAM WOMAN AND THERE ABILITY TO MAKE US RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR ACTIONS!
THE HANDPUPPETS MUST DIE!
Your rage against the hand puppets is legendary. I salute you, sir.
You only hit a women if she hits first………..im sorry grandma don’t hit me…….dark times
My grandma always threatened to “Beat me to a bloody Pulp” if she would have done it, I don’t think I would have been able to slap her back.
Grandma was strong.
oh sorry about that……bring a knife maybe……….or just hide under the couch thats what i do
Being slapped is like hitting the reboot on your brain it always takes a few seconds for your brain to comprehend what just happened… and it desnt always work in the movies… { Displays the Famous line f beating from Airplane as evidence to the court }
as for decore to survive Zombie movies … this si why I am building a house with no ground floor windows … ok maybe some fake windows with mirrors in them so zombies can stare at themselves and blowfish each other
That was some Rocky Balboa slap. He just lost his chance at repopulating the planet.
Wait, where the hell did that guy’s gun go? From the looks of it, he should have just pistol-whipped her.
I think Moon actually just noticed a sale on D&D merchandise and for got to move his face away from the glass in his excitement.
I think it’s embedded in her right cheek. I’m telling ya that was a powerful slap.
It’s possible.
Aaah! the gun, I forgot about the gun!
Also, hey, that guy did just blow his chance to repopulate the earth. He is dumb.
Maybe a Wizard stole his gun? Zombie wizard?….. Skymall?
That would be a mystic zombie class?
Yup gun should be in the hand he slapped her with. Yet is missing from the 2nd scean….maybee it is stuck to the side of her head where we can’t see it?
Gaaaah! Every time I look at it it drives me crazy. I’ll go back and fix that when I’ve got some time this weekend.
Damn wizards, keep messing me up.
Seeing as how you don’t see these beings mess you up each time, I think it’s safer to assume that they are ninjas. Or zombie-ninjas.
Or zombie-wizard-ninjas. Just saying, it could happen.
yay damn zombie and your witchcraft
I think it shocks them out of hysteria, and any other result (like being pissed) is just a side effect you have to be ready for. (started from the beginning, one day into the comic. Good stuff so far!
Thanks appreciate it.
I watched “Manly Men” in 50′s era movies doing this to their female co-stars and always thought it was silly.
However, if I tried pulling this slap thing with my wife, she would rightly beat the ever loving snot out of me and take half my stuff.
She’d be right to do it too.