Well no one took me to task over claiming that Jason from “Friday the Thirteenth” was a zombie so I might as well go full bore and proclaim that the monster from Merry Shelley’s “Frankenstein” is a zombie too.

Do you hear that?  That soft thumping noise out there in the distance…. That is the sound of thousands of literary nerds rolling around in their graves.

I used to be of the opinion that Frankenstein’s Monster wasn’t a zombie, but since then I’ve been working on broadening my pallet on what I consider to be or not to be a zombie.  I look forward to many people telling me how wrong I am for the rest of my life.

Broadening my pallet… over zombies?  That sounds… wrong… somehow.

Also I just realized that “Unholy union of many different bodies” sounds really really dirty.  I swear I wasn’t thinking about that when I wrote it.