Why Do Zombies Love The Monroeville Mall
on December 3, 2010 at 5:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
Our Zombie heroes brave a hail of gunfire to get low low prices at the mall.
You know one of these days I’d like to actually visit the Monroeville Mall, preferably during one of their zombie walks. I must have seen “Dawn of the Dead” a dozen or so times growing up. Never got old.
Sure George Romero was trying to make a social commentary about commercialism with zombies infesting the mall but all I could think of when I watched that movie as a teenager was… “Yeah, when I’m a zombie I’ll probably hang out at the mall too.”
Why?… Zombie girls.
“I have coupons!” – That is a great line. Lets see if he checked the expiration date.
Ok ok i have a question and you have the ansewer can you zombie live forever
The answer to that question, zombie matt, depends largely on: what type of zombie you are; how good you are at avoiding being shot; and whether or not you can find enough staples and superglue to keep yourself together. But that’s just my opinion. Carter may have a more accurate answer for you.
Zombie matt, that’s an easy one to answer. My zombies can “live” for as long as it’s funny.
Cheap answer? Probably, but I want to include all types of zombies in the strip. That means I’ll have jokes about fast and slow zombies. Viral zombies vs supernatural zombies vs Voodoo zombies.
As for how long they last I’ll have rotting zombies that last five minutes all the way to zombies so ancient they make vampires look like glittery babies.
That’s the plan anyway.
Hey, now I get why all I ever did was shuffle around the mall way back then, I WAS A TEENAGE ZOMBIE!!! Some things never change, just now, I’m lugging around bags for the wife instead of zoning out looking at the hot girls I could never talk to. ;P
You’ve just become a different type of zombie.
The same type as I am too. Yeah! Welcome to the club.
I would be more the type of zombie that rarely sees the sun. Not because I can’t or I bust into flames, I just choose not to.
I like video games.