Poor Lovecraft, rendered down to a slimy paste, how do we go about fixing that?
How do you fix a zombie? Especially when they get so damaged that you can’t staple/glue them back together?
Fear not I have a plan, but it involves risks, and may destroy the world as we know it leaving us all to suffer unimaginable horrors for all time and eternity.
You’re cool with that right?
Oh come on, tell me how how he will be fixed. TELL ME OR THE HAND PUPPET DIES!
I love his face in the end of the comic. Such absolute terror.
I can’t tell you, it’s a secret. But rest assured that it will be suitably apocalyptic.
I regret the imminent death of the Hand Puppet.
As for his face, stereo types exist for a reason. I have gone into my local comic book shop and swore a few times I needed a gas mask. Nerd funk is real. I don’t understand why some people don’t like wearing deoderant, but I would appreciate it if those people would stay downwind of me.
“On the sweat of thy palm shalt thou eat thread, till thou return unto the toy box; for out of it wast thou taken: for patches thou art, and unto patches shalt thou return.”
- Puppet Burial Service.
Please respect a moment of silence for the dear departed, Hand Puppet. Survived by parents: Punch and Judy, Cousins Pinocchio and The Nutcracker Prince. Wife: Rosy Palm and their five children.
Since Carter was essentially the cause of Mr Hand Puppets death ( my knitting scissors and steel wool aside) maybe he can make a memorial sketch of sorts.
Let us not forget Mr Hand Puppets cousins, though disowned by their family, he still held them dear; Billy from Saw and Chucky
Oh, hand puppet! We hardly knew ye. (Insert copious amounts of tears as I bitterly mourn our friend, the hand puppet.)
Why! Oh why! It should have been me! Take me instead! (More wailing and carrying on)
I’m okay with that as long as the getting their is awesome. And the fact that Moon is the one who knows how to “fix” Lovecraft just tells you that it’s going to be very painful to Lovecraft.(if he can still feel pain)
I don’t know about nerds in general. But I’ve hung around enough gamers to know gamer funk is real!
Apocalyptic? Well there goes my theory involving a human shaped mold and a freezer.
HAHAHA if that is the way to go, You know it would be in the shape of Han Solo frozen in Carbonite….. while they chant: Clatuu Verataa Nich(Cough Cough)o…
If you get the words wrong I can’t be responsible for the consequences.
Nerd funk isnt the worst of gaming shops…. you might be forced into meeting ..IT… I dare not say more but trust me… it can be ALOT worse than just nerd funk
That sounds ominous as well as potentially highly entertaining.