The great and powerful wordsmith Hecter has inspired me. So for the fun of it I’ve been writing my own zombie haiku.
It helps me pass the time on my incredibly long commute to work every day.
I won’t pretend these are any good, I’m sure there actually pretty terrible, but if you read my zombie haiku I promise you it will make you rich, virile, and possibly cure what ails you.
My hand it hurts me
I should not have punched the door
Please stop shooting me
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Edward is a dick
Nice hair, nice car, gets girl, Errrrr
I don’t glitter, Jerk!
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Ate busload of teens
I really need more fiber
Hey, do zombies poop?
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This is so stupid
Can’t we all just get along
Let me bite your face
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Don’t eat fat kids
Way to many calories
Goes right to my ass
My wife thought these were mildly amusing. Mildly amusing! You can’t buy a recommendation like that. I’m telling you, when pour your heart and soul into a project and your significant other, your soul mate, gives you the “Mildly amusing” complement… That’s validation my friends.
Much like The Grinch my heart has expanded multiple times.
I sprayed my computer with coffee. Those are awesome.
You should check out the Zombie Wilson Diaries by Tim Long. He looks into the what happens to what the zombies eat…I wish this was made into a movie instead of the Tom Hanks version. So what if Castaway came first! Who wants a volleyball when he can have a zombie-chick on a deserted island to talk to? … I should probably start up a zombie book club I could compete against Oprah.
I’ll check that out. There was a book of zombie haiku that came out a while ago. I regret that I didn’t pick it up. Maybe I’ll track that down.
I’m not sure having a zombie around for conversation is going to be so great, what with them screaming for brains and moaning all the time… Depends on how hot that zombie is I suppose.
LOL… that is something you’ll have to read…
lol that is the best haiku i ever seen…….wait thats the only one i every seen :-0
Then stick around man, cause I’m writing more of them. I find it highly amusing. I like to share them with my in-laws. When they roll their eyes at me… I giggle.