The Experimental: The Dark Science Zombie Type
on November 3, 2010 at 5:00 amPosted In: comics, Zombie Types
And who doesn’t like the idea of crazy Nazi super science creating an unstoppable army of the undead to kill us all? Am I right? Am I right?
Why are you all looking at me that way? Damnit!
Anyway enjoy the latest zombie type for the webcomic.
Remember when you die, there’s probably a fifty/fifty chance some whack job is going to one day dig you up to experiment or “Probe” your nasty dead body. Respect for the resting places of the dead lasts about as long as it takes some grad student to get a grant allowing him to dig up your ancestors bones to study skull sizes. (That’s a pet peeve of mine)
That’s why I’m getting cremated.
You should have added in Universal Soldiers… They were killed during the Vietnam war and never aged… 50 years later. Take a couple rounds to the chest. no problem. Yeah they were zombies. I am sure Dolph’s character munched a couple of those ears. Snacks for later disgused as trophy’s.
Lesson from that one: Don’t give the zombies Steroids They’ll be really strong and good at martial arts.
I wonder if Marcus Wright from Terminator: Salvation would be considered an experimental type. He was alive, donated his body to science when he was on death row, and the machines brought him back to be a terminator. Yes yes I know lots more technological then other zombies, but the basic definition is there.
I don’t know according to my Zombie Definition.
1. A corpse reanimated by various means either supernatural or mundane whose body continues to move despite a lack of normal biological function.
2. A living being stripped of it’s will, humanity, and normal behavior by outside forces either supernatural and mundane.
3. A mixed drink made of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.
I think the “Universal Soldiers” are disqualified as zombies as they are still biologically alive, but still retain a will and personality (Such as it is). As for Marcus, I haven’t seen that movie yet (Shameful I know) but he did appear to still be alive and have a will of his own as well. I think that qualifies him as a cyborg for sure… Is he a zombie? Probably not though.
You guys should check out that movie “Dead Heat” a perfect example of this type of zombie. Also I thought it was funny that the main character’s name is “Roger Mortis” that’s is humor at it’s finest.
Zombie penis….now that is a disturbing idea…and for some reason it reminds me of Quintin Tarintino’s character in Planet Terra…
But if you’re cremated, then how will you become a zombie?
I agree with Hecter.. Universal Soldier… Thats the first thing I thought of.
yeah Universal Soldier is definitely a zombie type. They were killed several decades ago and brought back to life. They don’t really have a will of their as they are being controlled. A few of them manage to break the control, Dolph and vandamy. And this is also the Experimental Zombie. Using technology to bring back the dead is part of experimental. Technically Frankensteins Monster is a zombish thing. As for Marcus, like I said, He gave his body to science when he was going to be killed and was under the control of the machines, he just had the mental capacity to realize what was going on and broke free of the control.
Experiments are experiments.
Also *points up at the pic* the basics for these types are defined right there.
Hmmmm… I will acknowledge that Universal Soldier is a grey area, but only because Dolph Lundgren is in it.
However, if we say that Universal Soldiers are zombies, you have to admit that they are the “Highest Functioning” zombies out there. Crap, Van Damme’s character gets a girlfriend out of the deal for crying out loud. Madness!
great job on this one, i remember when i did this in my bathroom, caused the deaths of 3 men and one cat goood times