The Stoner: The Pharmaceutical Zombie Type
on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 amPosted In: comics, Zombie Types
I love H.P. Lovecraft’s story “Herbert West: Reanimator” The story of a mad science nerd obsessed with conquering death using his special serum. Still kind of creeps me out to this day.
Of course it all goes horribly wrong. Does it ever go right? Have you ever read a story where some crazy scientist plays God and it all works out well for everyone involved? And at the end of the story the mad scientist is lauded as a hero? No?
Okay, but when I do it, it’ll be different. You’ll see! YOU’LL ALL SEEEEEEEE!!!! (This is the part where I laugh maniacally for an hour while mixing bleach with ammonia in a vane attempt to reanimate my pet hamster)
A bag of Doritos should also do the trick to get rid of them, or at least distract them for a short while.
Besides, I think you just described about 80% of my social circle.
This is the best one yet lol
It’s loosely based on all the people I went to highschool with.
Bleach and ammonia…. for the life of me I can’t recall if that did something very bad or nothing at all.
It creates Chlorine Gas which when you breath it interacts with the moisture in your lungs and becomes acid. Agonizingly painful way to die.
Chlorine gas was used during WWI and from what I read was pretty horrible.
In other words, don’t mix those two things together, it can only end in tears.
I think that another cause would be a living stoner overdosing and dying, then becoming a zombie because they want another fix.
And for anyone interested, the opening night performance was awesome with few problems. One of those problems being that one of the main actor’s mic kept muting itself, making her have to (basically) scream her lines. One down, five to go.
Love the “Dave” reference.
Another way to stop ‘em is to throw role playing books and D-20s at them. Like Vampires and Rice (the type you eat, not the writer) they have to drop everything and play.
What, no hippie chick to go with him? Think this is your first one not involving cleavage.
I swear it’s not… Most of the zombies in Zombies Defined series are dudes. In fact it’s kind of too heavy on the dude side. The rest might have to be female. (Listen to me I almost sound sad about that)
I won’t lie, there will be more cleavage on the way…. I love cleavage.