I miss “Kids in the Hall” so ridiculous. Man I’m tired. It’s been a long day of cleaning up gross things. Needs the sleep now.
Archive for ‘September, 2010’
Sorry, in-laws are here and I’ve got plumbing issues (and I don’t mean the kind that can be fixed with Imodiem AD)
I’ll for sure have something fun tomorrrow morning though.
“The Cursed” – The magic/curse zombie type
I had to redo this Webcomic, I really didn’t like how the last version of this “Zombie Type” comic came out. Since I’m trying to make a truly epic poster out of these, I deemed it worth my time to give it another go.
What do you think? Did I do better than the last version of the Magic/Cursed Zombie type?”
Feel free to tell me if I suck. I swear I won’t hold a grudge. Just make sure to also leave your name and address so that I can track you down and we can “discuss” it… with a baseball bat… and a bucket of jello.
Have I told you all how much I love bad movies, I mean the worse it is the better I like it… It’s a sickness.
This movie and I are clearly destined to be together… It’s love I say! LOVE!
I got this news from The Zombie Nation’s Citizen #1 Ladybell. They are making “Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” into a movie.
The lovely Scarlet Johansson and the very short Gordon Levitt are reportedly loosely attached to the project.
I’m mildly excite for this movie if for no other reason than FINALLY my wife and I will be able to agree on a movie to watch. She loathes anything that is remotely scary and I equally detest anything that might have the slightest amount of emotion in it.
It makes trips to the movie rental store somewhat…. Tense.
“Andy Warner reanimates after the car accident that kills his wife, but is too mangled from his injuries to talk. He lives in his parents’ wine cellar, occasionally attending a zombie support group and struggling to rejoin a society that offers the undead no rights, bans them from working and doesn’t even punish those who destroy them. When Andy and his fellow zombies—notably Rita, a sexy suicide victim with a lipstick fetish, and Jerry, a Playboy-obsessed stoner—learn why they’re so driven to consume human flesh, the repercussions are both tragic and hilarious.”
Would say it was impossible to make the lovely Scarlett Johansson look like a terrifying zombie, but I have seen it done.
Well, that ought to even the playing field during the zombie apocalypse.
Zombies With Guns Rock! Why should all the humans have all the fun of the random violence and looting to be had during the coming zombie apocalypse.
I know I’m looking forward to the day when the law no longer constrains me….. Then Milla Jovovich will be mine……er.
(If my wife is reading this… by “Mine” I mean we will be strictly… platonic friends. Not that I will keep her in a giant bug jar I have in my basement… That would be crazy. Yes… crazy.)
I’m not crazy damn it!
Aaaarrrgggg!!! If only Milla Jovovich would start returning my really creepy phone calls. Don’t be that way, Baby, my heavy breathing on the line and calling you a hundred times a day is just a sign of my undying love….so… not… scary?
(I’m going to get another restraining order put on me again, aren’t I? Dang it!)
Anyway while I’m being sued/arrested enjoy these awesome pictures from Resident Evil: Afterlife. I’m not excited about the 3d stuff they put in it anymore, but they still have my money already.