Well, that ought to even the playing field during the zombie apocalypse.
Zombies With Guns Rock! Why should all the humans have all the fun of the random violence and looting to be had during the coming zombie apocalypse.
I know I’m looking forward to the day when the law no longer constrains me….. Then Milla Jovovich will be mine……er.
(If my wife is reading this… by “Mine” I mean we will be strictly… platonic friends. Not that I will keep her in a giant bug jar I have in my basement… That would be crazy. Yes… crazy.)
So, how hard did she smack the back of your head when walking by and reading over your shoulder?
Surprisingly hard. The back of my head is as dimpled as a golf ball.
Once again, you remind me of how much I hate the Flood. They attack in numbers, they can be hard to kill, and they will use any weapon they can get their hands/tentacles/claws on. (except for the energy sword, if I remember correctly) I can’t tell you how many times I got killed by a rocket-Flood.(especially in the first one) Anyway, another awesome comic as always. And you’re no crazier than the rest of us; not that that’s saying much.
lol zombie with guns hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The Flood = Rage, hate, shame.
Zombie Matt, If you like zombies with guns your going to love the next few strips in the story.
Is it a zombie with a mini-gun?! Because that would suck for anyone that’s still alive.
At least the Flood A.I. doesn’t have as much of a tendency to cheat like the A.I. in Rainbow6 Vegas2 or half the people playing Modern Warfare 2 do.
Guns don’t kill people. Zombies kill people.
Zombies with guns kill much more people.
See I rarely play those games online. Something about getting my butt handed to me by twelve year olds living in their mom’s basement that irritates me a bit. Then they have the nerve to make fun of me.
Look all you twelve year olds, I own a home and have regular access to boobs. In the game of life, I win.
I try not to cry when I realize they will eventually have those things as well.
@DadaHyena- That’s why I said that a zombie with a mini-gun would suck for anyone still alive.
@Carter- The only differences between getting your butt kicked by a twelve year old and getting your butt kicked by a 20-40 year old (both of which live in their mom’s basement) is that the twelve year old still has a high-pitched, annoying voice while the 20-40 year old lives a more pathetic life and tends to be a bigger d-bag whether he wins or loses. Either way I’m glad there’s a mute option.
The mute option is my friend as well.
I also admit I’m not a very good player. I just don’t have the reflexes for it anymore.
I have my on and off days. usually more off than on, but you just have to deal with it sometimes…. or leave the game. Although I sometimes purposely go out and get myself killed in order to get kills or help my team get kills. The ironic part: part of my gamer tag is kamikaze.
I know a lot of people who think that they will be so bad-ass in the coming Zombie apocalypse.
I’m fairly certain that during an actual zombie apocalypse I’m going to scream like a little girl and hide under my bed.