

Little known fact: Zombies hate color, they hates it sooo much!
Aaaarrrgggg!!! If only Milla Jovovich would start returning my really creepy phone calls. Don’t be that way, Baby, my heavy breathing on the line and calling you a hundred times a day is just a sign of my undying love….so… not… scary?
(I’m going to get another restraining order put on me again, aren’t I? Dang it!)
Anyway while I’m being sued/arrested enjoy these awesome pictures from Resident Evil: Afterlife. I’m not excited about the 3d stuff they put in it anymore, but they still have my money already.

Who spilled my jello on this wall! I'll kill you!

No French Kissing this guy... Okay maybe a little.

They need to fire their writing staff and hire a couple of fan boys. A 14 year old could have written a better script. That said, I paid to watch it and I had an enjoyable enough time due to the graphics. I will never pay to see another movie with the words Resident and Evil in them again, even if it’s something like “The Evil that is Resident in the haunted house of Ms. Plum”.
Ah man, that fills me with the sadness. I’ll still watch it, but I did have my hopes up.