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thirst

Undead Firepower!

by Zombie Carter on September 8, 2010 at 5:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
Undead Firepower!

Well, that ought to even the playing field during the zombie apocalypse.

Zombies With Guns Rock!  Why should all the humans have all the fun of the random violence and looting to be had during the coming zombie apocalypse.

I know I’m looking forward to the day when the law no longer constrains me….. Then Milla Jovovich will be mine……er.

(If my wife is reading this… by “Mine” I mean we will be strictly… platonic friends.  Not that I will keep her in a giant bug jar I have in my basement… That would be crazy.  Yes… crazy.)

I’m not crazy damn it!

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lust

New Resident Evil: Afterlife Photos

by Zombie Carter on September 8, 2010 at 4:50 am
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Resident Evil Afterlife pictures

Little known fact: Zombies hate color, they hates it sooo much!

Aaaarrrgggg!!!  If only Milla Jovovich would start returning my really creepy phone calls. Don’t be that way, Baby, my heavy breathing  on the line and calling you a hundred times a day is just a sign of my undying love….so… not… scary?

(I’m going to get another restraining order put on me again, aren’t I?  Dang it!)

Anyway while I’m being sued/arrested enjoy these awesome pictures from Resident Evil: Afterlife.  I’m not excited about the 3d stuff they put in it anymore, but they still have my money already.

Resident Evil Afterlife pictures

Who spilled my jello on this wall! I'll kill you!

Resident Evil Afterlife pictures

No French Kissing this guy... Okay maybe a little.

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