Zombie Roadkillon August 30, 2010 at 4:55 am
Yes, now that’s what I’m talking about. A little variety in my zombies! Forget humans coming back from the dead.
Now you have to worry about some crazy badass squirrel coming after you… Oh and he doesn’t want your brains, he’s going for your nuts!
……lol you see what I did there… your nuts… cause squirrels… like… nuts….. (Yes, I know I’m an idiot, don’t send me mail about it.)
Academy-Award nominated actor Thomas Haden Church co-stars as a tough as nails Park Ranger who teams with an unsuspecting teenager, played by David Dorfman, to escape a cursed stretch of highway that resurrects roadkill in the form flesh-eating zombie animals. This new breed of terror is not just playing dead.
Zombie Roadkill also stars Toni Wynne, Jeff D’Agostino, Cherilyn Wilson, and Michael Blaiklock and centers around a group of college kids as they are driving on an unfamiliar road. Everything seems fit for a road trip to the lake, but when the group accidentally runs over an unsuspecting squirrel, they quickly realize there will be a price to pay. The cursed road brings the zombie squirrel back to life to haunt the kids. After the kids crash and everyone is injured except the younger brother, he is forced to set out on a journey to defeat the ancient curse and save his brother and friends before it is too late
Also that is pretty bad hair Church has their… maybe the squirrel was trying to give him a new haircut.