
You may notice a new menu item at the top.
“Zombies Defined” is going to be the section of the site where I hope to have everything I’m doing on my site related to my “Zombie Classification Project.” Examples, articles, sketches, ect…
Currently still working on it, so things will change fairly often, but the goal is to provide better information on our “Living Impaired Friends” than you can currently find on the intertubes.
I’m very disappointed in you, intertubes, you’ve let me down for the last time.

Zombie Jesus bless you Carter. So much to learn, so little time before they door cracks open….
Yes, even though it’s an exercise in futility since we’re all doomed. Perhaps this information will allow some of to stay alive longer than expected.
Or at least have an edge on the other zombies once we cross over. We will have the answers that zombies ask, or at least be a little be closer: What is the meaning of unlife? We are we hearing impaired? Who or what created us? Does this dress make me look fat after I ate that fat guy?
That last one made me shoot Mt. Dew out my nose.
As for the meaning of Unlife… That’s still 42 regardless if your alive or dead.