Now before you write me any angry letters please read the rest of this post. Still Reading? Good.

Look, ladies, and effeminate men. I don’t hate “Twilight” nor do I particularly like it, and yes (Sigh) I admit I have read the entire series. If by “Reading” you mean I listened to the audio books while trapped for eight hours a day at my day job.

(That’s the only way that was going to happen)

Now I happened to come across this video which I believe perfectly explains/skewers the reason that Twilight is so appealing to women. I felt I had to share.

Also please keep in mind I have a condition/disease which makes me enjoy poking fun at things that are popular. It’s called being an ass.

Sadly there is no cure, but you can clearly see this isn’t really my fault… Right?

Based on the comic from TheOatmeal.com