The Music on this sucks but since it’s Milla Jovovich wearing a lot of tight outfits I’ll forgive them.
Okay maybe spoke to soon the rope scene looks soooo cheezy I am filled with fear that this movie is going to suck now. Please let someone come to their senses and edit that out.
That’s some awefull CG backed up by crappy music…. does not inspire confidence.
Stealing from the dead: A victimless crime. Unless he’s a zombie, then he’s going to be pretty pissed.
Looting is going to be one of the funner aspects of the coming zombpocalypse. And well if your conscience bothers you, try thinking of it all as a massive video game and all those zombies you are shooting are merely dropping good loot.
Cross your fingers for that zombie boss dropping a tier five combat shotgun…. also some massive shoulder pads… and a pony.
Yes, now that’s what I’m talking about. A little variety in my zombies! Forget humans coming back from the dead.
Now you have to worry about some crazy badass squirrel coming after you… Oh and he doesn’t want your brains, he’s going for your nuts!
……lol you see what I did there… your nuts… cause squirrels… like… nuts….. (Yes, I know I’m an idiot, don’t send me mail about it.)
Academy-Award nominated actor Thomas Haden Church co-stars as a tough as nails Park Ranger who teams with an unsuspecting teenager, played by David Dorfman, to escape a cursed stretch of highway that resurrects roadkill in the form flesh-eating zombie animals. This new breed of terror is not just playing dead.
Zombie Roadkill also stars Toni Wynne, Jeff D’Agostino, Cherilyn Wilson, and Michael Blaiklock and centers around a group of college kids as they are driving on an unfamiliar road. Everything seems fit for a road trip to the lake, but when the group accidentally runs over an unsuspecting squirrel, they quickly realize there will be a price to pay. The cursed road brings the zombie squirrel back to life to haunt the kids. After the kids crash and everyone is injured except the younger brother, he is forced to set out on a journey to defeat the ancient curse and save his brother and friends before it is too late
Also that is pretty bad hair Church has their… maybe the squirrel was trying to give him a new haircut.
I saw the French trailer for this a while back and I have to say that that trailer sucked compared to this one. That Movie…voice…talking guy is worth his wait in gold. I wish I had a voice as manly as that guy.
(Sadly I lost my even more manly and super sexy voice saving orphans from a burning building full of rabid polar bears)
Directed by Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher
In order to avenge the murder of one of their own by a group of ruthless gangsters, four corrupt cops go on a rampage against the mob responsible.
A horde of bloodthirsty cannibal zombies complicates matters.
Last time I checked “The Horde” didn’t have super great reviews…. But that’s a pretty badass trailer so I’m going to look it up anyway and watch it.
wow… I just realized how easy it is for marketers to have “Their sweaty way with me.” I feel shame.
- P.S. I don’t speak “La French” language and I’m not a “Dubbing Snob”… So I’m pretty cool with the voice over.
When people aren’t thinking specifically about “The Romero” zombie they are probably thinking about this zombie type. That’s because people fear a massive plague that will wipe out humanity and kill us all. Don’t lie, you know it’s true.
So I think this zombie type is the one that is most feared and possibly the most dangerous as well.
Most deadly plagues in history peter out after a while simply because there are too few people to pass them on, but if the victims of the plague get out of their sickbeds to pass their germs around (through very painful ways) who’s to say the plague would ever stop.
Now If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go slather myself with hand sanitizer… And “this time” it’s not just for fun.
Be excited because on October 5th, Valve will release a new campaign for both “Left 4 Dead 1″ and “Left 4 Dead 2.”
“The Sacrifice” DLC, will bridges the gap between the two games, and explains the mysterious events of previous downloadable campaign “The Passing.”
If just having more gameplay wasn’t good enough Valve will also be giving Left 4 Dead 2 owners, the “No Mercy” campaign from the original Left 4 dead game. Owners of either version will get a huge 190 page comic that details the events leading up to “The Sacrifice”.
