You just can’t get good help these days. Especially from the living dead. Damned Zombies never follow instructions.
Sunday I put in about 400 square feet of hardwood floor… I don’t want to brag (Yes I do) but I believe that makes me pure awesome sauce.
Now if somebody would please give me massive amounts of painkillers I would appreciate it. I am in incredible pain.
Looks awesome. I swear I could hear zombie moaning sounds coming from your front room.
OH yeah! That reminds me…. Remember to let my children out of “Their Box.”
lol that would happen alot i bet
If zombies don’t feel pain, then now would be the perfect time for you to become a zombie. I’ve also injured myself several times while working with wood and stuff. (high school theater-tech) Most resent injuries being skinned knuckles and a cut to the leg.(still have the scare from that one)
Man your not kidding. I feel like Mike Tyson beat the crap out of me… I am utterly ashamed of how much crap I own.
Four giant truckloads full of stuff and I still have crap in my old garage. I swear on a stack of Necronomicons that from this point on I’m adopting a minimalist lifestyle and throwing all my junk away.
Except for the Xbox… I’m keeping that. Oh and my books, and toys, and…. damnit! This is how it all starts.
It’s okay to be a pack-rat, as long as your willing to go through some of the collect items every now and again to get rid of the junk you don’t need AND don’t want.(because you don’t need most of it) I know that I’m like that, still have school papers from sixth grade. And speaking of Xbox, I got the Orange Box yesterday and I LOVE it. Also pre-ordered Reach, which shall DOMINATE the 360′s gaming community.
I just wish I would have thrown things out before I had to move it. Now I must suffer for my foolishness.
Reach does look pretty good. I love Halo except when I get online to play. That’s when I get destroyed by twelve year olds and called a noob.
“Look, kids, wait till your not living in Mom’s basement and you have to pay taxes… we’ll see who the noob is then.” (Shakes fist at 12 year olds around the world)
(Sigh) I’m old.
It’s okay, not everyone can be really good at video games. I should know, I tend to have large losing streaks from time to time. Besides, you can always just think about how there’s someone doing even worse than you out there.
I’m not sure there is anyone worse than me…. I’m pretty bad. It’s an embarrassment really.
There are people out there that are probably way worse than you could be.(not saying that you are) Example: I read a story from some guy who had to deal with a lady who broke the dick three times because she and her son couldn’t figure out how to get it out of the case. And to quote the guy, “If they couldn’t figure out how to get the game out of the case, what are the chances that they’d be able to even play the game?”
“a lady who broke the dick three times because she and her son couldn’t figure out how to get it out of the case.”
???? What!!!! ????
Nope, your right, other people have it worse… that is, horrifying.
To read more stories about stupid customers like this(and even some about down-right idiots), go to Escapistmagazine.com, go to the forums search, type in “stupid customers”, and look for the forum titled “The Customer is Always Wrong.” Last time I checked it there must have been thirty pages of stories, by now there’s probably closer to fifty.
“hmm… that’s weird! I cut off another bit, and the plank is still to short!”