(sigh) I don’t like this comic… It has nothing to do with zombies and I’m sure I can draw better than this now.
But, I’ve been using every free second to refinish my floors and I’m spent. So this comic, I drew a long time ago is all I got today. Sorry… I feel tremendous shame. Even more than my usual level of shame.
…um …um I’ll do better Monday.
Anyway…. Come on! If you had access to the “Engorgio Charm” don’t you lie and say you wouldn’t magically enlarge your naughty bits. If you were Harry Potter you would walk around with magically enlarged junk all the time and you know it.
…just me. Fine. I admit it.
Disclaimer: If enlargement lasts more then 36 hours, consult your professor or the infirmary right away. Do not attempt the Engorgio Charm if you have a heart condition, circulation problems, or self esteem issues. Side effects may include the charm’s target shrinking past it’s previous size, tenderness if performed on living tissue, or the target to be spontaneously transported to other dimensions. These side effects may or may not be reversible.
LadyBelle forgot to mention fainting spells from lack of blood to the brain.
*Got so many head injuries I don’t know how I can still type… let alone spell.*
And a little polyjuice poition some hair from miss march and that’s all I need!
Let’s not forget the large amount of mischief we would all cause if we had access to such a spell. That said, there are only two other spells that I wish I could use. First spell: Repairo, that way I can instantly fix anything I don’t want broken .(ex.: glasses, window, A.C., ect.) Second spell would be the one that makes stuff float. It would make moving stuff around SO much easier. (lots of mischief to be had with that spell too)
Also, Ron and Harry’s smiles remind me of the guy in the “natural male enhancement” commercial where they whistle the song in the background.
See the only way that J.K. Rawlings world works is if you assume that wizards are a little crazy and don’t think about stuff like this.
Because that’s the first use of that spell I thought of when I read that book… Granted I’m a pervert, but I’m willing to bet I’m not alone in that.
I wonder if Harry Potter gets spam by Owl for cheap Engorgio charms from canada.
You are not alone. Perverts! What is your profession?
Poor Spartan impression and I apologize. Hmm, haven’t read all the books (got up to the beginning of Goblet of Fire before I lost interest), but did they learn this charm before puberty? If so, that might explain why this wonderful use wasn’t first in mind.
hehe, got to admit though I would not pass this up if I can had chance to try it out. Plenty of other spells with naughty potential of course, just maybe not as obvious as this one.
You should give them another chance in audio book form. I got a copy of them and whoever they have reading those books is pretty good.
Made working at my day job way less boring.
That would have made the books hilarious
The movies would be even more popular… and rated more mature.