The Undead Love The Obituaries. For Zombies it’s like a dating service.
I think it’s kind of morbid and more than a little bit creepy to check out the Obituaries. I’ve known people though who love them, read them every day…
And people say I’m weird.
The Undead Love The Obituaries. For Zombies it’s like a dating service.
I think it’s kind of morbid and more than a little bit creepy to check out the Obituaries. I’ve known people though who love them, read them every day…
And people say I’m weird.
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I have a friend who collects Obituaries…i mean i kinda get reading them, but collecting them? thats going a bit into the deep end od the weird pool.
Whereas I scour them hoping to see one of my ex’s. Hey here is a thought, if 2 zombies have sex is it necrophilia? I mean they aint really dead. They’re the UNdead…
I couldn’t blame them for reading them. I’m sure that there are some fairly funny things written in there from time to time.
I pray to Dread Cthulhu nightly that I will soon see my ex in them… Sadly no luck yet.
I want to write my own obituary, and put in all sorts of things that are clearly false. For instance, did you know that I cured cancer? It’s true! And I did it with bat guano and a sharp stick.
It’s genius.
….I wonder why there isnt a book along the lines of “Are you there Cthulhu? Its me, Anna”
I need a bumper sticker that says… “Cthulhu is my co-pilot”
Or how about a bumper sticker that says “Got Cthulhu?”
I’ve got one Cthulhu bumper sticker on my car now. It saddens me how few people know what it’s about.
Those who do though usually get a chuckle.