Zombie Combat Manual from ThinkGeek
I think in this girl’s case she should have invested in the cliff notes. Or possibly she should have used the index. She almost died because of this weighty book.
Sorry for the lack of responses to comments and e-mail lately. I worked on my house all day today and I’ll do it again tomorrow.
If it makes you feel better I stabbed myself with a rusty nail and tomorrow I get to enjoy a delightful tetanus shot… Super.