Fast zombies vs. Slow zombies: The great debate.
Why is this even a debate. It’s like debating who’s the best Captain Kirk or Picard. (The answer to that question is Darth Vader, damnit!)
What people are really debating is the George Romero Zombie rules. That’s fine, I’m not a purist. I like a wide variety of zombies.
I enjoy the Romero Zombie for it’s sense of slowly impending dread… It’s like a family reunion, but instead of great grandma kissing you she tries to take a chunk out of your arm…. Better pray she forgot her dentures.
I also enjoy the terror of fast zombies… There just like my kids, but the zombies smell better and don’t ask me for money.
Truck zombies ftw!
Yours drive trucks… and use GUNS! WOW, that sounds like a scary combo! But the REAL zombie debate is slow/fast zombies vs. super zombies (think Resident Evil or L4D). In comparison, even fast zombies don’t look AS bad (unless you’re looking past the rotting flesh).
“That’s fine, I’m not a purest.”
The word is purist, with an i.
Dang it! …(Sigh) I can’t spell worth beans.
;p
CURSE YOU GRAMMAR NAZIS!!! I feel the same way sometime, Carter. Some days I even manage to misspell the easiest words. Although sometimes it’s just because of the way I write.
( I laughed at “the answer is Darth Vader”)
That’s because Darth Vader is the answer to just about everything.
…Also today I really did misspell my own name…. I’m need more sleep it seems.
I hate it when I do that. By the way, what was your opinion on my first comment two days ago?
Fijiman, I like to see a wide variety of types of zombies myself. Fast, Slow, Super, whatever.
I mean if Stephanie Myer can make millions making vampires sparkle in the sun, then why shouldn’t there be a wide variety of zombies.
Though I draw the line at sparkly zombies….. Zombies don’t sparkle, damnit.
They do if you put glitter on them, but why would someone do that? Also, any clues as to what they’re doing in the third Twilight movie? Last time I saw a non-BK related commercial for it there was something about a kid who disappeared (and has apparently come back), and then Wolfboy and Sparkles Magoo had decided to team up or something. Only reason I’m asking is because it looked like the missing kid had become a water zombie or something.
I have no idea. I admit I read them, it’s my secret shame.
I’m willing to bet to keep the rabid fans satisfied they’ll keep it as close to the book as they can.
P.S. Maybe glittery Zombies are super fast?
I MIGHT read the books after all this business with the movies has been over and done with for a good while (two or three years after the last movie should do). As to the glitter zombie thing; if putting glitter on zombies makes them super fast, I’m burning almost all the glitter I find. Reason for not burning all of it: gotta have that secret stash for if/when you become a zombie, right?
In that case you should always keep a ready supply of glitter…. as long as your assured of being a fast zombie because of it.
trucks are nice, but how about a zeppelin?
hellsing ultimate, anyone?