Now that I’ve signed on my house I’m disturbingly obsessed about keeping children off my new lawn.

Get of my lawn you little Brats!!!  (Man I’m Old!)

That’s why I’m really looking forward to the coming zombie apocalypse when I can finally LEGALLY shoot all the zombie children on my lawn.   I bet it will extremely cathartic.

Today’s zombie webcomic makes me giggle….. and yearn for the day I can get rid of those little zombie brats in a socially acceptable way.