Now that I’ve signed on my house I’m disturbingly obsessed about keeping children off my new lawn.
Get of my lawn you little Brats!!! (Man I’m Old!)
That’s why I’m really looking forward to the coming zombie apocalypse when I can finally LEGALLY shoot all the zombie children on my lawn. I bet it will extremely cathartic.
Today’s zombie webcomic makes me giggle….. and yearn for the day I can get rid of those little zombie brats in a socially acceptable way.
Living the dream
Meh just install pit traps
I know what you should do. You should get an ice cream truck and a mini-gun, park the truck in front of your house, and when all the zombie children are in front of the truck mow them down with your mini-gun until there are none left standing, or leave a few so you can pick them off with a rifle. Evil, yes. Effective, definitely yes.
I’m thinking Landmines and Zombie Children would be an entertaining combo.
Might ruin my lawn though.
Although the resulting explosions would be awesome, it probably would leave a few craters. That’s why I suggested a mini-gun.I would also suggest a flamethrower, but seeing as how you live in a more desert-like area (Arizona, I believe) that would probably be a bad choice.
im think the best is to lay a bunch of bear traps and just sit back and watch the pain and if there a small chance they survive have a pit full of stakes
Hmm, the landmines idea could work if you have a few stakes handy.
Lawn ruined? Not at all! Just add my patented zombie hosting sticks and you have the perfect lawn ornaments for the coming zombpocalypse! Heck, if the head isn’t too damaged you got the zombie equivalent to the singing bass!
You know, considering that it IS the zombie apocalypse we’re talking about, your yard would probably end up looking like a war eventually anyway so I don’t think it would matter what you used.
Good point…
In that case I’m making a moat and filling it with Gasoline and Flame resistant Piranha.
That sounds… AWESOME!!