In today’s Zombie Nation webcomic we face the greatest of fears involved with moving. That of meeting new neighbors. NooooooooO!!!
Actually for me this won’t be bad at all. I’m moving 100 yards and I already know them. I will however not miss my current neighbors.
They aren’t bad people, but occasionally they do like their music. My wife never notices, but I’m pretty hypersensitive to sound and if I here it even for a minute… It fills me instantly with a white hot rage that only the blood of the innocent can satisfy. I realize that I’m insane about this, but what can you do.
Take more Prozac I suppose….. mmmm…. sweet sweet Prozac.
Unleash the beating stick!
Ah, the blood of the innocent, so lovely but so hard to find. I mean really, technically only babies are innocent but you need to deal with the screeching for just a pint or two. THey should make giant, mute babies for just such an occasion.
Could be worse…they could be twilight enthusiasts. God forbid…..even the thought sends shivers down my spine
No, it could be worse by them being college frat boys/girls who party all the time, blare their music, AND are twilight enthusiasts. But yeah, kind of reminds me of of the people up the street who always have a band come and play for the mother’s birthday (which just so happens to be July 4th) which tends to get annoying very quickly. Oh well, at least the fire works they had were cool.
I’ll take a Twilight enthusiast as long as they keep their twilight soundtrack down.
Honestly I’m amazed how inconsiderate people can be with their music. If you share a wall with someone, please, have some common sense and be considerate of your neighbors.
I complained one time to some neighbors I had a while back and he told me “Man, we’re young you know, we just gots to play our tunes, yo!”
To which I responded “Well I’m Old… yo. Buy headphones or I’m filing a lawsuit tomorrow… yo.”
He didn’t take the hint so later that night he took a ride in a patrol car. He moved out a week later….
i had a neighbor like this who liked to put his music loud. The problem that he was listening shit pop music. And i think the same disc over and over… after one week like this i made him eat his own soup. 8 hour of terribly loud punk and heavy metal. Yep it took him 8 hours to be annoyed by the sound, when he came by i just told him next time he put his music loud i organize a punk festival in my living room.
F’ing living person…
(Edit) Sorry, Jeremy, had to take out the “F bomb” my wife reads these. She owns the boobs so I try to make her happy. (End Edit)
Muhahahah feel the wrath of the legal doom stick!
Sure it would have been more manly (and satisfying) to punch the kid, but then I would have been the one to take a trip in the patrol car.
And I’m too short and pretty…. In prison I’d end up being someone’s girlfriend. (I don’t want to be traded for a pack of Menthols!)
The law might be a pain from time to time, but when the police do get involved stuff does get done… usually.