Attentions Stalkers! Tremble at the terrifying cuteness of “The Zombie Nation’s” new mascots!
on July 3, 2010 at 5:00 am
We crave the taste of HUMAN FLESH!
Attention Stalkers!!!
Your window of opportunity to wear my skin, and by wearing my skin being born again unto a new world is rapidly shrinking. Hurry Dang it! Hurry!
Here are my new Rottweiler puppies I got for home protection, devouring my neighbors, zombie defence, and maybe… Just maybe…. Love.
These heartless destroyers of everything pure and innocent are now the official mascots of “The Zombie Nation” webcomic. Will they show up in the webcomic… No.
They will merely defend my studio in the most extremely violent way possible. All shall know the terror of my furry minions.
Look at the terrifying evil in my eyes!
This little guy is named Lovecraft after my favorite horror writer of course.
Aaaaah look at his murderous little face. So addorable and terrifying all at the same time. What secret madness lurks behind that facade of cuddliness.
I will Bury You!!! ...With my cuteness.
This ball of repressed rage and animosity is named Grendel after the monster in the story of Beowulf. Aaaaahhh.
They are the perfect mascots for a zombie webcomic. Now to train them for evil. (I wonder if I can attach laser beams to their heads)
Awwww, I love Rottie babies. I want.
They are the cuteness….. of evil.
omg there soooooooooooo cute i want one and do what u cant, attach freakin laser beams to their freakin heads!
Maybe I should photoshop them with the lasers…. um… as.. at test. Yes, a test.
Don’t sick PETA on me. Please.
Hee, one of our funniest quotes “All I want is sharks with FREAKIN’ laser beams on ther heads..is that too much to ask?”
All the same, yes very cute but just like zombies, it’s a trap! Careful with Grendel, looks like he is already mutating into an unspeakable monstrosity. Hmm, Lovecraft and Grendel…wonder what sort of twist Lovecraft would take if he had the chance to rewrite Beowulf…
Off of that line of thought, just occurred to me that Rottweilers sound like the most fitting breed of zombie dogs. I certainly hope training would take. Nothing is more frightening than a trained zombie with a master cooing “Who’s a good boy? Who’s daddy’s little flesh-render? Is it you? Is it you?”
Puppies!!! So cude and cuddly and yet so easily be turned into monsters. Have you considered training them as in Max Brooks’ World War Z? The look liike they could totally do the job.
I wish I had time for a dog…
They have already doubled in size since those pictures were taken. At this rate they will be massive in a couple months.
If I do go with the lasers attached to their cuddly little heads… I’ll be able to use the REALLY BIG LASERS.