Today’s Zombie webcomic has my happy little zombie helpers moving my junk. The undead are terrible helpers. Something about rotting brains and critical thinking… Weird.
Getting closer and closer to moving day. I’m out of here on the 13th! Yeah…. moving…. During the hottest damned month of the year. That’s real good thinking on my part.
I am not a smart man… I admit that.
Wouldn’t zombie kids be like a do it yourself piece of furniture from ikea?
If I got my zombie kids from Ikea I’d only be able to move them once, then they would fall apart.
Dang you Ikea, and your affordable shelving!!! (Shakes fist in rage!)
(then fist pops off)
I have an ample supply of super glue, I should be good.
No, I haven’t seen your kids. Did you check all the kid-sized boxes? Or the fridge? Also where are you moving to again? I think I missed that detail.
It’s an EPIC move of 100 yards due west of my current location….. somewhere in the dark fetid bowels of Utah.
Code for moving to Canada
Okay, but if I ever make it to Canada I demand that “Canadian Bacon” be renamed to “Carter Bacon.”
I love bacon.
Its not technically bacon but hey feel free to call it Carter Bacon if you so desire. Besides the best foods in Canada are the beaver tails, nanaimo bars and especially the the Poutine!
cant find your kids? My dad used to say that was a good thing….thinking about it, i havent seen that bugger all year…..
lol, that made me laugh.