Another zombie comic sketch to fill the empty void. I already can’t wait to get back to regular updates for the webcomic.
Not that I mind doing these sketches, that’s what “sketch comic Friday” is for, but I miss my zombie friends and the horrible pain and mental trauma I put them through. (They’re like children that way… Aah mental trauma… Good times.)
Anyway, Still packing the disturbing amount of crap I’ve collected over the years. These zombies are no help at all either. They can’t seam to manage the packing tape.
I can’t blame them, I can’t use that stuff either. At least this zombie’s kinda hot.
hmm I suppose it would depend now wouldn’t it
Why go out and buy things like bondage tape when you already have so many useful household items just sitting around. Just remember you two, cardboard cuts hurt much worse then paper cuts and you w ant all evidence hidden before the kids wake up and ask questions.
Dude! Carter! I mean… turning someone tis pretty in a monster, that’s… cool? Funny? Not creative but still worth looking at?
Anyway, I wish you that you get the move done smoothly. Funny thing, I’m moving next week, too. ^^
Oh crap new twilight movie out tonight I need a Team Billy Bob t-shirt, a camera and a patsy I mean a decoy I mean a friend….
So after the packing is it hard to keep zombies in the cardboard?
From my own limited experience Carter, zombie tend get get more focused when they are part of a rewards program. Don’t suppose you can pick up some teenage runaways to hand over as a reward? Maybe just get some raw cuts of meat, though I’m not sure if zombies can tell the difference between cow and people.
But yes, I hope the moving goes as smoothly as can be reasonably expected and that all bondage toys are safely packed away for the move. Lastly I agree with the help being rather cute. Something always struck me about female zombies that still have most of their face. A sort of sickly, disheveled look, but at the same time the knowledge of potential harm should one be overzealous. And once again, glowing eyes are simply wonderful in my opinion.
…is it considered necrophilia if she isn’t technically dead? Dead, undead, willing, unwilling. Think on it a bit.
She IS a cute zombie! I’ve never seen one so wide-eyed and innocent looking (…despite the fact that she’s a decomposing unholy menace).
Thanks everyone. I am currently completely surrounded by boxes. I’m going to build a fort with them for fun.
Why do I have this much crap? I need a dumpster.
I don’t know why I drew her so cute and innocent looking… Probably because I’m a guy and therefore a perv (But at least I admit it, right?)
So while this isn’t terribly funny at least she’s pleasant to look at and helps me with my goal of never missing an update.
I’d have responded to all of you earlier, but someone hit a power pole last night and I’ve had no power for the whole evening… and it was really hot damnit! No air conditioning!
Why do I live in this state?
Move to Canada you know you want to!
Hey, sometimes tape is tape no matter what it was intended for. I also know what your having to deal with (the no AC thing) because my AC unit sucks, so if it’s hot outside it’s hot in most of the house.
I would move to Canada if I could, but I’m pretty sure my Mother-In-Law would have put a hit out on me.
BTW, today I have power and the AC is working… I am marginally satisfied with this.
moooooove toooo caaaannnaaaadddddaaaaaaaaa
But… but… I’m terrified of Celine Dion.
Okay, that’s not true. I think I could take her in a fair fight.
To be honest, I don’t think that anywhere is safe to move with all the crazy stuff going on. But then again, that’s just my opinion. You can move wherever you want to.
Sadly nowhere is safe. I could move out to no man’s land, but there’s no work out there… And some crazy guy could still find me. The nice part of Canada would be that it’s cold. I hate being hot.
But it’s not going to happen. As I said, my Mother-In-Law would murder me painfully if I took her daughter and grandkids that far.
Also if I had access to that many affordable prescriptions… I’d be doped up to my eyeballs on a fairly regular basis.