Today’s Zombie webcomic sketch is of a friend of mine. He seams to have contracted an acute case of Zombiism. I think he makes a pretty nifty undead monster.
His wife might not agree though. Pfffft! Probably would prefer him to be one of those sissy sparkly vampires. (Madness!)
Bah! I don’t know why you would want to be a sexy vampire with thousands of women wanting you, when you could be a smelly Zombie, forever damned to wander the blasted Earth hungering for the flesh of the living.
Admit it. When I put the argument that way you have to agree with me.