I Carter Reid do solemnly swear to go through my site and correct every misspelling of “Your and You’re.”
Yes I’m aware that I have a problem, thank you for the intervention.
I better do it soon too, you, would not believe how much I have been taken to task for just that. I assure you I feel great shame over the matter.
Sadly I’ve made that mistake many many times, it may take me a while to fix it all. Please don’t murder me in the meantime.