They don’t call them the Relentless dead for nothing. Zombies just never stop…. ever… Their stamina is legendary.
And yes, all that that implies.
Of course that is offset by the fact that they aren’t very coordinated, they fall down a lot, and horribly disgusting fluids seep out of their gross bodies.
But let’s be honest with each other. Isn’t that how EVERY person is at “last call” at your local singles bar. Don’t deny it.
Embrace your shame!
It’s “you’re” not “your”. Just a helpful suggestion.
I know, but I grew up doing it wrong and now it’s really really hard to stop.
I’ve done it several times now… frustrating.
There are now several comics I have to go back and fix.
Mind you there are some difficulties for zombie sex if you think about it. I mean just think of all the things falling off at inappropriate moments….or misplacing your penis when it might be needed.
That was one of my first thoughts. The risk of body parts falling off at inappropriate times is just too scary.
Trust me, I “conveniently” solve that problem in the future. That comic is already done and in the buffer.
Why does that subject amuse me so much? I really am a perv.
Actually having a detachable wang is both a gift and a curse. On the upside no public hardon on the downside it’d be like the remote for the tv, damned hard to find when you realllllly need it.
I used to listen to the “Dr. Demento Show” growing up, and I vividly remember a song called “Detachable Penis” that made me laugh ridiculously loud. Basically describes that exact scenario.
Damnit! Now I have that song stuck in my head.
lol that is so true about zombie, but who would want to sex up a zombie grooss
Well I’m going to say another zombie for one.
For another, come on, dude, don’t lie if Megan Fox was a zombie and wanted to make out.
You would at least think about it.
Hehe, fun stuff. I know it probably isn’t applicable here, but depending which zombie logic you use, some of the concerns here might not come up. I know Dead Reign zombies can look completely human if they have been eating well.
Figure that isn’t the case here, given the almost instant nose dropping, but all the same fun stuff.
I thought about the “zombie logic” to use in my comic. Should I go with Viral zombies, toxic, supernatural, radiation?….
But in the end I settled on “Ambiguous Comic zombie logic.” Which is pretty much whatever I think is funny at the time I’m writing a comic.
Technically, vampires are gross, smelly walking corpses, too. I detect racism in her attitude.