Oh thank goodness there is some help for us when, not if we get bitten. I’m going to start chugging Romerin today!
Archive for ‘May, 2010’
I hate people kicking my chair more than anything at the theater. I don’t care if you talk, I don’t care if you have a cell phone, but so help me if you kick my chair while I’m watching “Zombieland” it’s going to take six huge guys, a can of mace, and a high powered tazer to pull me off of you!!!
Or I guess I could just turn around and ask you politely to please stop that… That might be the better options.
One of the best things about the iPhone and the iPod touch is the ridiculous amount of zombie related casual games. My wife plays “Zombie Farm” all the time, and when she invades and kills some poor harmless humans it’s a family event.
Zombie Wonderland, is the next game that I’ll be downloading. I’ll be blasting any zombies foolish enough to come close to my digital house with a face full of shotgun. Another glorious simulation of zombie survival.
Chuck the Zombie Cleaner welcomes you to the town of Niceville! But watch out because it’s been overrun by the walking dead!!
Help Chuck blast Zombies with his trusty shotgun, nail up windows and clean up zombie guts throughout the night in this fun survival, horror, time management game!
Here’s the last of the character sketches I did back when the webcomic might have been about cute Universal monsters. Thankfully I went with zombies, even more thankfully they aren’t cute.
All that cuteness might have killed me after a while.
220 pages of how to survive the zombie apocalypse. I may have to get it.
Also why is it that that zombie looks like he’s making out with that guy and not attacking him?
How do you fight a zombie if you are armed with only a shovel and are being pursued down a street? How can you raise a body of like minded individuals to defend your territory or to expand during the Zompoc? What is the Zompoc and what is a zombie? This book was written to answer these questions and much more. Many books recommend particular weapon types but they are always described by those with no experience of these items. As well as providing information we think is important we also offer more specific advice and guidance based upon the many questions we received from the readers of our first book. In Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse (HTSAZA) we covered all the key areas that would be of concern with regards to survival, basic combat and overall strategies for the apocalypse. Some of the most popular parts of the book were the sections on long term survival and on the specifics of weapons and tactics when fighting zombies. It was with these points in mind that we produced this new additional to the Zompoc library.
You can buy this book here.
I found this Zombie related sales pitch on the intertubes the other day.
David & his roommates arent satisfied to just mow down Zombies on Xbox. So they use Windows 7 with Intel Wifi to enjoy an up-close-and-personal Zombie blog from the Internet to their big screen TV. And enjoy some real, live intimacy with the undead.
Um, David, if you want some intimacy with the undead click here.
And when you finally succumb to zombification go here for some zombie romance.
I don’t drink as I have an incredibly addictive personality and I’m sure that if I started I would be dead in a year. That’s not a joke, that’s a simple statement of fact.
However, when (not if) I become a zombie I am going to shamble my rotting stinking corpse of a body up to the makers of “Zombie Zin” and get so liqueured up on this stuff that I will spend the rest of the zompocalypse completely hammered.
“Zombie Zin”…. for when your a zombie, but you really want to be an incredibly drunk zombie.