I found this Zombie related sales pitch on the intertubes the other day.

David & his roommates arent satisfied to just mow down Zombies on Xbox. So they use Windows 7 with Intel Wifi to enjoy an up-close-and-personal Zombie blog from the Internet to their big screen TV. And enjoy some real, live intimacy with the undead.

Um, David, if you want some intimacy with the undead click here.

And when you finally succumb to zombification go here for some zombie romance.