The terror, the pain. You single people just don’t understand. (I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!… But the emotional scars just run sooo deep.)
The “In-Laws” is the latest of my rejected zombie boss concept sketches for Valve’s super awesome game “Left 4 Dead 2″. These terrifying bosses are guaranteed to bring married men to their knees and crush them under a weight of despair so great it’s hard to describe without a pie chart. Sure you single people don’t understand, but you will. Oh yes, you will.
I love doing these rejected zombie boss concept sketches. They make me giggle in a way that is really unbecoming of my incredibly macho and manly persona.
Attn: Valve.
Feel free to hire me at any point. I say this with utmost sincerity. I love you, I love your games, and I wish to have your collective baby.
Consider this my formal application letter.
P.S. No really, I love you.
now that is pretty scary there. Worse than a witch maybe!
yesterday I picked up a “support zombies” magnetic sticker ribbon. found it at spencers. Because zombies are people too.
Awesome glad to see your supporting our “Smelly” brethren.
I think the zombie In-laws are way scarier than a witch because:
1. There’s two of them (double team).
2. You will be a constant disappointment to them forever no matter what you do. Seriously, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try it’s not going to be good enough. and…..
3. Zombie father-in-law has a shotgun and well…. “Yer not good enough fer his daughter”.