THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE – Final Theatrical Trailer
May06
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Um…. ummm… I mean whatever. I guess it’s okay if your… like a chick… or something. Eclipse final Theatrical Trailer is out.
For those of you who like emotionally abusive boyfriends, and Mary Sue Characters your dreams have been realized. Behold….. The “ECLIPSE” TRAILER.
I don’t care so much as I’m a dude…. Wait let me check that…. yep my junk is still there, still a dude. So I don’t care. I am however excited for the various opportunities this allows for me making fun of Twilight, so that should be entertaining.
I am going to get soo much hate mail from emotional people. I’ll make a new stack right next to all my “Cease and Desist” letters and “Restraining” orders.
I’m over the age of 14-16, so not really interested either. The Twilight moms really creep me out.
Agreed… But you know what’s creepier than “Twilight Moms”…. “Twilight Dads!”
Yes, I’ve got to write that down that’s a good idea to make fun of this.
Like this?
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/twilight-moms-twilight-moms-demotivational-poster-1258506961.jpg
YES!
Oh I love the blond woman who looks like she’s so overcome by emotion she’s going to cry. That’s the kind of insanity I’m looking for.
Now take that same woman and make her a 300 pound sweaty guy in a stained t-shirt holding a sign that reads “Edward, I love you! Please have my baby!”
Awesome.