Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Um…. ummm… I mean whatever. I guess it’s okay if your… like a chick… or something. Eclipse final Theatrical Trailer is out.

For those of you who like emotionally abusive boyfriends, and Mary Sue Characters your dreams have been realized. Behold….. The “ECLIPSE” TRAILER.

I don’t care so much as I’m a dude…. Wait let me check that…. yep my junk is still there, still a dude. So I don’t care. I am however excited for the various opportunities this allows for me making fun of Twilight, so that should be entertaining.

I am going to get soo much hate mail from emotional people. I’ll make a new stack right next to all my “Cease and Desist” letters and “Restraining” orders.